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mayfield_rpg2012-03-16 06:04 pm
foretaste) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-03-16 06:04 pm
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♎ S33R: B3 TH3 S4SS13ST F41RY
[hello Mayfield!! wow, Terezi sure is dressed as a fairy today. as a matter of fact, I have even rendered her symbolically for you. she looks just like this:]
[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.
of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.
she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.
she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]
I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?
[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]
[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.
of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.
she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.
she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]
I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?
[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]
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........Okay, maybe I would, but not like this.
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I don't know what you did go to all this effort for! If you're trying to seduce me by dressing up as a fairy then I think you have some residual feelings for Tavros leftover from human romance day. I'm only seduced by cool things like Will Smith and romcoms.
...Don't dress up like Will Smith to seduce me, though.
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So... you're saying I don't look nice?
[self-consciously... covers... herself.....]
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[Well now he looks like a jerk and he has to say nice things to make up for it even though he's emotionally constipated, thanks a lot Terezi!!!!]
I think you look nice, but it's not because you're dressed like a fairy! That's all!
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So... I look nice, but the costume is bad?
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Ugh, never mind! I'm sorry.
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[sticks her rump out......] I am trying to be all sassy for you and you think I am swirling up some blackflirt or something!
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I think you look nice and it's a good fairy costume and I was just caught off guard because I didn't expect you to think I believed that fairy to be the height of sexiness!
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[rump wiggle]
Is it Will Smith? Is that it? You cannot resist his fresh quips?
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No one doesn't think Will Smith is sexy, that's not personal tastes, that's just fact.
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Will it be an issue if I tell you that I am apathetic when it comes to Will Smith?
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[He sounds genuinely baffled here.]
No, it's not an issue, but...did I ever show you Thresh Prince? It's not even a romcom, it's just a good show.
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[realizes she may severely disappoint Karkat here]
.........pendously interesting-sounding but I have not had time to check it out!
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Well...if I get it back, we should watch it. Maybe I have an episode on my husktop somewhere.
You'll see just how great and handsome he is.
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You'll see.