werejew: (tiger tiger burning bright)
Annie Goldstein ([personal profile] werejew) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-14 12:58 am
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Hello, Mayfield girls ages 11 to 13, have I got the deal of the fucking century for you!

So, basically, I have this adorable little friend who I won't name but his name's Luke, and during that time with the weird fucking flowers, I was a total bitch and rejected his love because he is A. super tiny and B. a boy. But I still felt totally bad about it. SO, to make up for breaking his little baby heart, I've decided to do the right thing and find him a cute little girl to fill the void I left in his soul. It's gonna be hard, but I'm just so nice I don't even care.

To qualify, you must be in that age range, a girl, be adorable, and like puzzles and riddles and other nerdy shit like that. Having a bangin' ass would be a plus. Reply now because he is going fast!
fthisgetmecigs: (I don't get it)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-03-22 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Y'ain't gonna make a very clean getaway with any kidnappin' here anyway. But I was gonna say y'probably didn't have to name him or add the shit about the bangin' ass.