werejew: (tiger tiger burning bright)
Annie Goldstein ([personal profile] werejew) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-14 12:58 am
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Hello, Mayfield girls ages 11 to 13, have I got the deal of the fucking century for you!

So, basically, I have this adorable little friend who I won't name but his name's Luke, and during that time with the weird fucking flowers, I was a total bitch and rejected his love because he is A. super tiny and B. a boy. But I still felt totally bad about it. SO, to make up for breaking his little baby heart, I've decided to do the right thing and find him a cute little girl to fill the void I left in his soul. It's gonna be hard, but I'm just so nice I don't even care.

To qualify, you must be in that age range, a girl, be adorable, and like puzzles and riddles and other nerdy shit like that. Having a bangin' ass would be a plus. Reply now because he is going fast!
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Irritated)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you!

I can totally pick up chicks!

Why does everyone tell me I'm going to be forever alone!?
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Mad)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Shut the hell up!

I'm gonna have a hot wife someday!
hintcoinplz: ttanna6 @ LJ (This is mah pouting face)

[personal profile] hintcoinplz 2012-03-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Baby gentlemen don't get girls!!
Edited 2012-03-19 03:31 (UTC)
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Sad)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I've kissed a girl before!

... it's just afterwards I had fish guts dumped on me...
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Sad)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
No.

They dumped it on me as a prank.
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Irritated)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
SHUTUP!

[His voice cracks, you can probably tell he's about to cry.]

Just shutup okay!? Just because those girls did mean shit to me doens't mean I hopless!
hintcoinplz: ttanna6 @ LJ (This is mah pouting face)

n-nooo he is totally a grown up gentleman

[personal profile] hintcoinplz 2012-03-19 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
But it's not helping if you've just told ever girl that I'm little and a baby!

Which I'm not either of those things, you know!!

Except for the small part b-but I'm sure I just haven't had my growth spurt yet!
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Sad)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He's totally tearing up right now.]

Someone out there'll love me!

Just you wait and see!
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Irritated)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[through the sobs of totally crying.]

NO!
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Sad)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-03-19 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Just...

Just leave me alone!
noluckduck: (Well it hasn't exploded YET)

[personal profile] noluckduck 2012-03-19 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then tell me where the hell ya come from, 'cause I might be movin' there when I can.
solarhussyalert: (worried)

[personal profile] solarhussyalert 2012-03-19 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW!
hegemonstratos: (Huh?)

[personal profile] hegemonstratos 2012-03-20 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... We don't age here?
fthisgetmecigs: (I don't get it)

[personal profile] fthisgetmecigs 2012-03-22 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Y'ain't gonna make a very clean getaway with any kidnappin' here anyway. But I was gonna say y'probably didn't have to name him or add the shit about the bangin' ass.
hintcoinplz: (Defeat)

[personal profile] hintcoinplz 2012-03-23 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't know about this, but if you really do succeed then I suppose I'll be in your debt...

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