3rd Miauen

[selfobservation]

 [Action - All around town]

[A certain catboy is up to his usual routine, walking--or teleporting--around looking for mischief.

What one is likely to notice, though, is that today Schrodinger is wearing a Hitler Youth uniform. If people didn't know he was a Nazi before, it should be obvious now.

He's likely to approach anyone he sees and give them a friendly greeting.]

[Phone]

It has come to my attention that many of you seem to have great difficulty understanding the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment. I'm almost starting to get bored of explaining it! [Except not really, because he's found that the results of trying to explain it to people in Mayfield are often hilarious.]

So, let me ask...how many of you are already familiar with it? 

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[selfobservation]

[Erupting into a fit of giggles, he doesn't waste any time jumping into the passenger's seat.]

Aha! Thank you, Major!

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[And off they'll go! They probably shouldn't be driving so fast but hey. The Major's a cop. He can do whatever he damn well pleases.]

Tell me. What would you like to do on your "day off", as we'll call it?

[Action]

[selfobservation]

The toy store and the candy shop, please!

[His laughter gets even more obnoxious as he starts laughing at his own joke.]

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[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[The Major gives a loud, audible "tsk tsk tsk".]

Well I suppose it was my fault for asking! And I must of course indulge you after my promise I suppose! But I'm not sure they'll have the kind of toys you like Schro!

[And that's when the Major sees a drone mother and child sitting down at one of the outside areas of the burger joint.]

My! They look quite happy, don't they?

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[selfobservation]

Well, there's no harm in looking!

[It takes a minute for Schrodinger to realize what he's talking about, but a smirk creeps onto his face when he does.]

They sure do.

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[And the Major just smiles.

Before speeding up, swerving his cruiser to strike the mother and child. Their bodies land with a loud thump as they collide with metal, the mother getting dragged under the car as the child bounces off the hood and smashes against the glass of the window.]

Now. I know I said today would be a day for relaxation, but what do you think the lesson here was Schro?

[Action]

[selfobservation]

[His response is cautious.]...To always be on your toes and expect the unexpected?

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

I was leaning more towards comfort leads to complacency, but that is a good lesson as well.

...Ah. I think I know a good toy store for you, Schro.

[And he'll be kicking the cruiser into gear.

To head to the police station.]

I don't think I've ever shown you my workplace, have I?

Or its armory.

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[selfobservation]

[A wicked smile creeps onto his face.]

I don't think you have, sir! I'd love to see it!