3rd Miauen

[selfobservation]

 [Action - All around town]

[A certain catboy is up to his usual routine, walking--or teleporting--around looking for mischief.

What one is likely to notice, though, is that today Schrodinger is wearing a Hitler Youth uniform. If people didn't know he was a Nazi before, it should be obvious now.

He's likely to approach anyone he sees and give them a friendly greeting.]

[Phone]

It has come to my attention that many of you seem to have great difficulty understanding the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment. I'm almost starting to get bored of explaining it! [Except not really, because he's found that the results of trying to explain it to people in Mayfield are often hilarious.]

So, let me ask...how many of you are already familiar with it? 

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[selfobservation]

My, my, what kind of high stakes games have you been playing, miss?

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[miraculous]

Witches' games. They're almost always more interesting than something most might play, and I'd hate to die of boredom.

Action - Around Town

[selfobservation]

Because I'm a Nazi, perhaps?

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[selfobservation]

[His face lights up.]

Ah, hello Major! I was starting to get worried myself, but it's quite nice to be back in uniform!

[dreamofspice]

Well it's not my area of expertise, but isn't it a progression of the idea that certain things are in a state of flux until one aspect is measured? Electrons, I think, and how you can only know where one is, or how fast it's going, and not both. But it's extended to the idea of the cat in the box with the radioactive substance.

Of course, I could be entirely wrong! I'm a psychologist, not a physicist.

Action

[selfobservation]

"Never again," huh?

[Yes, he did phrase it like that on purpose.]

I have to conduct myself properly as a warrant officer, and wearing the uniform is a big part of that! [A smirk.]

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[selfobservation]

Ah, yes, it'd be such a shame to lose an interesting player like yourself to something like boredom.

[A pause.]

Not that that matters in this place.

[selfobservation]

Aha! That's the best explanation I've gotten yet! Good job!

I'm hardly a physicist myself, of course. This just happens to be...quite relevant to me.

[dreamofspice]

Thank you! I always found that particular experiment interesting. It sounds almost like something you'd find in a dream!

[selfobservation]

A dream, huh? Perhaps.

Science and dreamland are probably closer than most would think, after all.

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

It is. Soon, the sounds of our boots will thunder across this town. Again, and again, and again.

It would be a shame if you were not dressed for the occasion!

[Action]

[selfobservation]

Yes, of course.

The sound is so much sweeter with the proper boots, after all!

[dreamofspice]

Lots of things can be discovered in dreams. They can be a window into your own mind.

[selfobservation]

Even the things people don't want to acknowledge.

[It's a statement, not a question.]

[dreamofspice]

Sometimes those are the most important things of all.

[selfobservation]

Ah, shouldn't that be obvious?

It's not healthy to keep those things bottled up, after all...

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[Smiling, the Major opens the passenger side door of the cruiser.]

Come. You've worked quite hard getting information for me Schro. I believe you deserve some time to play.

[Action]

[selfobservation]

[Erupting into a fit of giggles, he doesn't waste any time jumping into the passenger's seat.]

Aha! Thank you, Major!

[Action]

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[And off they'll go! They probably shouldn't be driving so fast but hey. The Major's a cop. He can do whatever he damn well pleases.]

Tell me. What would you like to do on your "day off", as we'll call it?

[dreamofspice]

Not usually, no. Bottles have an uncomfortable tendency to break under stress.

[selfobservation]

Exactly.

It's so nice to talk to someone that gets it!

[dreamofspice]

I've seen several bottles break in my time. It's not a nice thing to watch. I try to help keep it from happening.

[Action]

[selfobservation]

The toy store and the candy shop, please!

[His laughter gets even more obnoxious as he starts laughing at his own joke.]

[selfobservation]

Ah, I can't imagine it's pleasant for the breaking bottle, so to speak.

But it's quite a show.

[dreamofspice]

If you're watching from a safe distance, sure.