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[What was with this place? Until Corran was entirely sure, he was keeping his mouth shut on things that weren't exactly public knowledge. You never know when another clone of Iceheart would pop back up and start interrogating people again. Seeing the tricks she tried before, Corran wasn't beyond thinking she would throw him on a technologically backwards world.

Whatever the circumstances, he peered around inside the house and outside, keeping an eye out for bugs and other surveillance devices. All he found was the communication device. Taking a deep breath, he called on some Jedi patience but he had to do it without any force abilities because he was cut off from that for some reason.

What he would do was sit here on this porch and call out to people. Those who answered could answer questions. That was good enough for him.]

Phone
No Whistler: Check.
No Lightsaber: Check.
No Force: Check.
No X-Wing: Triple Check.

I'll have you know that my X-Wing was personal property. If I have to drown whoever stole it in red tape to get it back, I'll do it. While I'm filing the paperwork, it'd be great if you told me where you're hiding the ysalamiri. Nice new trick with those, by the way. I figured someone would start using them sooner or later in mass.

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So you're saying neither of them will know me. Sithspawn. Have they been brainwashed or is it just me?

Well... they look really kriffing young to me. From what I've heard, we're not the only group this has happened to.

I'm not going crazy or undergoing interrogation then?

Not undergoing interrogation, anyway. I'm not exactly the foremost expert in insanity, as Wedge would remind you.

If I'm understanding this right and you're suffering from senioritis, what has Wedge been up to? Have they promoted him to Grand Admiral of the Republic Navy yet or is he still fighting against every medal that he deserves?

Made him play ambassador, actually. General consensus seems to be not to tell too much about the future though.

So, uh, don't tell Luke about Vader.

Don't tell Luke about Vader?

...

I guess I understand but that's a doozy. I'll try to think of a way to avoid that when we discuss Jedi things. ...which means to not tell him about his stint in the Dark Side.

[Groaning. He knows WHY he should shut his mouth about it but that doesn't mean he has to like it.]

Yeah. That's going to be bad enough when it actually happens.

He does know about Leia though. Or that would have been awkward.

That's a laser dodged.

Have any more tidbits for me?

No kidding. He's seeing someone who isn't related to him here.

Speaking of which, apparently their mother is here. I'd warn you not to flirt with her but... Mirax.

Don't remind me. I have this family here, supposedly, and if I ever see Mirax, this is going to be impossible to explain.

Wait a minute....their mother? As in, the woman who somehow managed to have kids with Darth Vader?

...on your insane scale, how insane is she?

That's the strangest thing. Well, she's a politician but otherwise she seems perfectly sane! Also, she is gorgeous.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Sane or gorgeous? Because I actually know something about that second one.

Both. But the fact that you're okay saying that about Darth Vader's wife makes me wonder if you're okay saying things like that about Mirax. Then again, Booster is a lot scarier than Vader.

In my defense, I didn't realize she was Darth Vader's wife at the time. I'm not an idiot.

...you actually hit on her? Did Leia or Luke kill you then or are they saving it for later?

They weren't there are the time. I thought she was just an attractive young woman looking for the spaceport! When I said everyone is younger than me? I meant everyone.

It's rude to ask old people their age so I'll pass on that. Remind me to hold doors open for you too.

I swear. I am buying a cane to shake at all you damn kids.

Thanks, Wes. At least you've proved whatever is happening here isn't fake.

By demonstrating my own unique qualities that no one could ever hope to emulate?

Exactly. I doubt my imagination could even run with it that well.

I like to think it would be difficult to capture my... essence, if you will.

I'll just be happy if you never spawn Jedi powers. Luke said no using the Force for pranks but you'd find a way.

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