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[corrodes]

A; Mayfield streets

[There's a very angry woman storming down the road. She has places to go--well, a house to go to, really, so she can give a certain resident a piece of her mind. If by that you mean "so she can stab him with these knitting needles she found", anyway. Anyone in her way is getting shoved, either into the road or onto lawns, bushes, and flowerbeds, depending on which side they're on.]

I'm walking here!

B; 916 Bilko Boulevard front door

[And now The Handmaid is banging on Doc Scratch's door. Really, human bodies are so obnoxious, she can't even break down a stupid wooden door. Whatever, she'll get in sooner or later.]

Comments

[corrodes]

...No.

[No one needs omniscience to hear the obvious lie in that hesitation, either.

Handmaid will just be going back to banging on the door.]

[cueball]

That wasn't even a decent attempt to lie to me. Just for the lack of effort, I am refusing to open my door to you. Leave and come back when you're acting normally.

all my icons are already angry I don't even have to go out of my way for this

[corrodes]

[Handmaid growls in frustration and looks around the lawn. Anything fairly heavy available?]

all the anger

[cueball]

[Well there is that one lawn gnome that was put out by the drone wife a while back. Scratch never really had the desire or reason to remove it.

He's just staring at her and thinking of going back inside.]

[corrodes]

[Throwing the lawn gnome as hard as she can at his head.]

[cueball]

[He immediately pulls away from the window and just in time, as it collides with the window and bursts through the glass.]

[corrodes]

[Well, the solution here is to climb up the house and get in through that broken window. She'll be trying to climb now.]

[cueball]

[Girl that is the second floor window!!!]

If you come up here, you'll regret it. Don't make me treat you like a child.

[Oh who is he kidding, he may as well go get that broom in the closet while she climbs up. SIGH.]

[corrodes]

I won't regret anything!

[Climbing because this is what you do when you are both furious and acting like a teenager]

[cueball]

[Don't mind him, he's just going to push the bristle end of the broom through the hole in the window and try to swat her from the outside.]

[corrodes]

[Handmaid flails a little, almost falling backwards before latching onto the broom.]

[cueball]

[And he just continues to shake it once he feels her weight on the other side, hoping to get her off.]

[corrodes]

[Clinging to the broom and attempting to use it to pull herself inside at the same time.]