53rd Resurrection

[sanctus_dei]

[Action A: Anyone inside or around 337 Brady Lane today will hear a lot of noise. The sound of a man yelling, some banging noises and the loud cawing of crows. Seems Theo's familiars are worried about their master, who lately only leaves the house to meet his minimum work requirement. Crows are smart birds, and familiars are even smarter. They've managed to steal his keys and lock him out of the house, and won't let him back in. Anyone inside the house who tries to open any doors or windows will be interrupted by Deimos, who caws and flaps wildly at that them, getting in the way. Theo is yelling from the porch at Phobos, who's cawing at his master from inside the front window.]

No! I told you! I haven't been outside because it's fucking cold out! Let me back in or I swear to Christ I will just blow the roof off and come in that way!

[Except then the house would be cold, too, and he might get droned for all that property damage from his spell casting. Whoops.]

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[Action B: Not really sure what to do with himself, Theo will be walking around town. Huddled in his coat, he's got a cigarette popped in his mouth and looks ten times more miserable than usual. Being March 1st, the snow is starting to melt in Mayfield, and it's not nearly as cold as it was in the winter months, so that's something. Theo really hates snow.

Clearly the solution to his perpetual boredom is to get some wine from the store, sit on a curb somewhere in town and practice some spells. Drunken casting is the best casting. Half-finished bottle of red wine and some spell components at this side, Theo has his spell book out and is making notes as he works. Lately he's been using his gravity spells for levitation. Small to medium-sized objects will be tested upon - nearby trash cans, bicycles, whatever's not nailed down. Maybe if he works out the kinks and can get bigger things, say people, to fly, then maybe he can get himself back in the house by flying up to a second-story window. Even if using spells to fly was a little tacky where he came from, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Care to join him or see what he's up to? Maybe your property or even yourself are the victim of his spell testing. Whichever it is, come bother the cranky mage.]

Comments

B

[elevatoravatar]

[Elizabeth watches him for a while, watches the drinking and the beginnings of casting]

Is it wise to try and bend reality to a will that is addled by spirits?

[sanctus_dei]

[He narrows his eyes at her. It takes him a moment to get what she meant.]

Hnn. It's no different for me than usual. Why do you care?

B 1/?

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[The Captain is late to work. Luckily, he flies really ☠☠☠☠ fast.

He's staying low to the ground, maybe a few feet at best and zipping along the side walks. Things are going smoothly for once!]

2/3

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[Or it was, until a trash can floats up right in his path.

Going too fast to dodge at this point.]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠!

Action A

[doudemoe]

[If Minato were the type to laugh, he'd be rolling on the ground. But he's not, so have a concerned teenager checking this out.]

Need a hand?

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo's pacing furious on his porch, and stops when approached.]

Can you pick a fucking lock?

[From inside the window, a crow calls to Minato. Not that he can understand him, but Theo can. "No, no, he needs to stay outside!" Theo turns to the bird and shoots him a nasty look.]

B -- you did not see my fuck up >>

[mr_badguy]

[Sol's walking by after a successful trip to obtain cigarettes. Nicotine will help him deal with the annoyance of being just a human again. He takes note of Theo for a moment, watching what he does. Great, now he misses having access to his fire.]

Magic? [Could be said to Theo, could be said to himself. He's aggravating like that. It's not exactly magic he's seen before, but it's nothing out of the ordinary.]

no of course not <:

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo is currently using the levitation to float a bicycle, trying to use his fine manipulation to pedal it while its in midair.]

Yeah. It is.

B

[imbodytemp]

Waaaagh!

[Mesousa's getting levitated. What goes better together than white rabbits and magic?]

[sanctus_dei]

[Oh. That's no ordinary rabbit. You'll find yourself being hovered over to Theo, who blinks at him.] Hnn.

B

[weiss_tank]

[When Ken see's Theo, he's a little hesitant to approach, their last meeting only a bloody blur in his mind. Still, the desire to thank Theo for what he did overrides all hsi hesitation.]

Hey.

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo is idly spinning a trash can in the air, looking sort of bored. But, spells need to be tweaked, notes need to be made, and sometimes it gets repetitious. He doesn't look up at Ken though, when he approaches.]

Hey.

B

[fthisgetmecigs]

[What's this shit? Badou's not having these magical shenanigans happening outside of the grocery store.]

T'fuck is this? Do yer voodoo hocus-pocus shit somewhere else!

THIS WILL GO WELL.

[sanctus_dei]

What business of it is yours? Get the fuck away from me.

A

[demonizes]

[Theo's situation probably won't seem much better considering how long it takes Rin to wake up despite all the noise. A good five to ten minutes to say the least, and it's thanks to Kuro that he even woke up at all. The cat familiar of his was curious about the crows, and wanted to know why Theo was yelling so much at them.]

...What the, dude why are you outside?? It's freezing! [He has to shout over the crows through the closed windows. Because like stated they're probably not letting him get close enough to let their master in.]

[sanctus_dei]

[Deimos is all up in Rin's business, trying to talk to him, not that Rin can understand. Theo shouts back over them.]

You think I WANT to be out here? They fucking locked me out!

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett hears a strange chant, and then a half second later, a trash can is sent flying at her face, but stopping and then dropping to the ground before it could hit her.]

[She looks toward the direction that the spell was cast from. The magus responsible is still muttering drunken spells and trying levitate and throw things.]

[Irresponsible and public, and potentially dangerous use of magic. All things considered, she has the authority and responsibility to step in here and control the situation.]

[So she walks up to him.]

I am Bazett Fraga McRemitz, Enforcer of the Mage's Association.

[Even if this is little more than an empty title right now, she still feels the need to announce it.]

You are using your magecraft irresponsibly and dangerously. Cease and desist this instant or I will stop you. This is your only warning.

[sanctus_dei]

[Theo looks up at her from the curb, processing what she just said. She sounds a lot like Mage Guild masters and representatives from his homeworld. It's a bit sobering to hear. However, he smirks at her, and shakes his head.]

Shit like that doesn't fly here. There are no guilds, so I'll continue on doing whatever the fuck I want. Thanks.

B

[ceilingdemonis]

[Inevitably someone out walking their dog stops to stare. Only it isn't just someone, it's Amaimon, and that isn't a dog, that's a great green ball of drool and teeth. Nonetheless, he is out walking it, because his beloved hobgoblin is always just so full of energy. Now that they've stopped, Behemoth wastes no time in finding a discarded trashcan lid left behind by Theo's 'toss shit around' experiment to chew on. Amaimon, of course, just stares. At Theo.

He does that a lot, doesn't he?]

[sanctus_dei]

[He sure does. But with that dog thing there, Theo just stares back for a moment.]

What the hell is that thing.

B

[adropofjupiter]

[Marisa plops down next to Theo and goes to help herself to his wine.]

[sanctus_dei]

[You're one of the only people who could get away with that. He's currently looking bored and jotting some notes down.] Hey.

[downtoearthpony]

[Hey Theo! Guess who's at the window with one of the crows! Yep.]

You know, if you're cold, you could try going for a quick jog! That will warm you up!

Look, it seems these guys just want you to get out and get some exercise or something, Ah'm sure if you go out and do that for like an hour, they'll let you back in.

And Ah'll tell you what, if you can stay out till dinner, Ah'll make you your favorite! What would you like?

[sanctus_dei]

[At this point, he's just exasperated.] Yeah right, a jog. I'll get right on that.

Screw it, I'll just go somewhere else for the day.

slowest of turtles; 337 Brady

[kleptophile]

[Since Lyn lives right next door, it's kind of hard to miss this commotion. And he hasn't seen Theo for awhile, anyway, so he heads over readily enough.

He's still wearing the exact same clothes he always does, which don't really look warm enough for the weather, but being a demon has its advantages. He doesn't like extremes in temperature, especially cold, but they don't do anything more than annoy him.]

The hell's going on, man?

's fine!

[sanctus_dei]

Fucking birds locked me out of the house! [Theo's now sitting on the stairs, smoking and looking petulant.]