eleven ♓ voice; not filtered in the slightest

[cullscuttlefish]

[Who has failed her filters today, when she is normally very good about not doing this? If you guessed Feferi, you guessed correctly. She meant to filter this to her female friends only, basically. This was definitely supposed to be filtered super-far-away from Eridan, Sollux, the Condesce, and Doc Scratch, too. Whoops.]

Uh. Hey. I need some girl advice, okay? I think I kind of screwed up when the flower thing happened and I think I kind of fixed it but not reely?

So what happened is I kind of had a lot of sloppy makeouts happen because of the flowers. When I say a lot of them, I mean...yeah. A lot. And while I'm pretty much okay and know that things will be cool with pretty much everyone I engaged in them with, there's one thing I'm still having fisshues with.

No, Terezi, it is not you touching my chest nubs. That happened and it's just going to be a thing that happened and we'll never mention it again. It's not most of the kissing, even, because hey, flowers made us all do weird things.

But, um. This is what's bothering me. Sollux and I engaged in sloppy makeouts and then it got reely awkward. Like, the 'remember that time back in the Veil where we had a thing?' kind of awkward. I have no idea how to make it not-awkward anymore.

What do I do?

Aradia, sorry I made out with your matesprit. I understand if you're mad.

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[Voice] This one would probably understand the quadrants if explained in one go. ;u; ...Weirdo. :U

[originalnumber]

Forgive me, however...

You appear to have called the wrong number. ...I will offer advice where possible, but I am not entirely sure of how helpful I will be- there is not much I know of concerning the relationships of other beings, or relationships in general.

However, it would seem that this is the result of the many odd flower scents a number of days ago. I am sure that a proper apology would be a start to things..?

[...Astral that last point didn't sound sure at all.]

awwwww ;u; they may get explained in this thread

[cullscuttlefish]

W-wrong number?! Oh shit. Er, sorry. Language.

But yeah. Language aside, we did apologize but it's still all awkward. Sollux is one of the most important people to me, and I don't want it to be all weird...

[foretaste]

Never mention it again?

[SOUNDS VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED.]

[cullscuttlefish]

Okay, it can be mentioned again. Just not around certain trolls with wavy horns.

[ phone ]

[outlandished]

I think all of us screwed up durin' tha' time. 'Sides, how else will you find th' "one" if ye don't test th' waters every now 'n then?

[cullscuttlefish]

I'm okay with the water-testing having happened! I'm reely okay with it.

I'm not okay with the idea of messing up things with someone I reely care about, though.

[ooeeooahah]

Hon, I'm not sure your filters worked, but can I help?

[ the woman's voice is calm, with a touch of concern. ]

[cullscuttlefish]

Oh my cod. Did this reelly get sent to the whole town?!

U-um. I guess I should be getting assistance from all the people I can...

[adropofjupiter]

...I hate those flowers.

[Reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyy helpful, Marisa.]

[cullscuttlefish]

I don't hate them so much as I hate their aftereffects...

I have decided that Yamame is here to specifically ruin every troll's day.

[thug_disease]

What's "sloppy makeouts?"

It sounds funny! Hehe! Sloppy makeouts! Sloppy makeouts!

[cullscuttlefish]

Oh my *cod*, all you people who know nothing about this...

Phone

[moemoetentacles]

What do half of those words even mean?

R

[cullscuttlefish]

Kissing, boyfriends, girlfriends, conchplications.

[cueball]

Oh, another one? All of you seem to have this miraculous problem with filtering your conversations into private lines. Do you want some help for the future?

[ ]

[cullscuttlefish]

GET THE SHELL OUT OF THIS PHONE CALL. IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

[imperial_ray]

... But if it was the flowers, isn't it understood that neither of you were of right mind?

[cullscuttlefish]

Yeah...it just got reely, reely conchplicated. Like, in the 'we were like that once' got said way.

[kingofshadows]

Chest nub touching, sloppy makeouts, and lots of sloppy makeouts. This seems serious. Do you need to hear the talk, Feferi?

[cullscuttlefish]

Oh cod. I reely messed up the filters on this, didn't I?

[Oh AWKWARD... Feferi is just going to laugh nervously.]

N-no. I don't need - wait. Is this the - ahahahaha - um. The bucket talk?

[cawtier]

She pretty much honked everyone's chestnubs, even people who don't have them, so it's barely even worth mentioning.

[What is being on-topic?]

[cullscuttlefish]

That is not terribly reassuring.

[envyspites]

....Fef, you know you messed up the filters big-time on this, right?

[cullscuttlefish]

...yeah. I know.

[wweh]

Wait you made out with fuckin' everyone?

Well color me fuckin' surprised....

What was all a' that at the fuckin' pond, huh?

I mean not like I'm not one to talk I was overcome with the urge to be flirtin' all a' last week hell Sol an' I made out but that's not the point here!

[cullscuttlefish]

I didn't - I wasn't me last week. Most of what happened wasn't like me, it wasn't what I'd normally act like, and you know it.

What happened at the pond? That was real. That was what I wanted - I told you as much when I was in the hospital, that I wanted something like that with you. My feelings about you didn't change, underneath it all.

...wait, what? I don't think I caught that last part.

[chastesaw]

...Feferi, are you all right?

I don't think you need to worry about tremendous failures in judgment, to be frank. We all made them.

[cullscuttlefish]

For values of 'all right' meaning 'oh cod things are weird and I don't know how to make them not weird'?

I mean, this is the point where things are awkward between me and Sollux, my filter fail means they are now weird between me and Eridan, and then, I find out those two kissed and I kind of ship it. I know, I know, don't be Nepeta...

[wheremakingthishapen]

[Dave picks up the phone and can't help but stifle a laugh.]

Oh man, just when I think you trolls can't be more amusing and/or ridiculous, one of you basically bursts out with just a slightly tamer version of "Penthouse Letters", except in oral form and for the entire neighborhood to hear. I know if I wanted to air out my dirty laundry, I'd make sure to at least test shit out like "hey ladies this is only for you so if any guys are listening please do me a favor and fuck off but tell me first so I can try using this cryptic phone system again fish joke". Then again you guys are so casual about killing your friends left and right so I'm not sure why it would be such a big deal or anything.

[cullscuttlefish]

Oh. Just what I wanted. Two Daves being douchebaggy! This is the best day ever, reely. What is it going to be next, you getting the idea for a crappy comic while orange creamsicle flavor-Dave uses his shitty art laser to plaster it on my house?

[Phone]

[adventuretime]

Oh! I'm not mad or anything. Everyone was acting really weird during that time...

Even me. Hehe, it would be pretty bad of me to get angry over that when you're apologizing and all! Considered apology accepted! I don't want us to be on bad terms because we all were kind of out of it.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Feferi breathes a sigh of relief.]

Phew! I know. I didn't want any of us to be on weird or bad terms, either. It was definitely a weird time for everyguppy.

[godaime]

[ Thank god for context! She's able to deduce what most of the words mean based on the sentences they're composed around. Not knowing troll culture, she just assumes that most of this is a part of troll culture. Or her accepting Mayfield Weirdness. ]

If you truly don't like him, you should just say you're not interested in pursuing something further but you'd still like to be friends. I'm sure they should understand. This is Mayfield after all. And if you can talk about someone touching your [ She doesn't know if Feferi knows the human words for these things, so she'll just adjust her words accordingly. ] chest nubs then I'm sure you'll be able to talk to Sollux about this last couple of weeks. You're a bright, confident young girl so I know you can do it. [ She hasn't been in this situation, like ever. The closest she ever got was beating up Jiraiya after he made comments about her but she'll still try her best to walk someone through the situation. After all, she figures, just how complex could troll relationships and troll culture be? ]

[cullscuttlefish]

It's not that I don't like him. He's one of my best friends. But it's all weird between us now, because I like him in the platonic way. And things were different back home. So even if we both have different - ah, you'd call it boyfriends and girlfriends - here and we're happy, there's still that, well. Weirdness.