mayfield_rpg | eleven ♓ voice; not filtered in the slightest

[Who has failed her filters today, when she is normally very good about not doing this? If you guessed Feferi, you guessed correctly. She meant to filter this to her female friends only, basically. This was definitely supposed to be filtered super-far-away from Eridan, Sollux, the Condesce, and Doc Scratch, too. Whoops.]

Uh. Hey. I need some girl advice, okay? I think I kind of screwed up when the flower thing happened and I think I kind of fixed it but not reely?

So what happened is I kind of had a lot of sloppy makeouts happen because of the flowers. When I say a lot of them, I mean...yeah. A lot. And while I'm pretty much okay and know that things will be cool with pretty much everyone I engaged in them with, there's one thing I'm still having fisshues with.

No, Terezi, it is not you touching my chest nubs. That happened and it's just going to be a thing that happened and we'll never mention it again. It's not most of the kissing, even, because hey, flowers made us all do weird things.

But, um. This is what's bothering me. Sollux and I engaged in sloppy makeouts and then it got reely awkward. Like, the 'remember that time back in the Veil where we had a thing?' kind of awkward. I have no idea how to make it not-awkward anymore.

What do I do?

Aradia, sorry I made out with your matesprit. I understand if you're mad.

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Forgive me, however...

You appear to have called the wrong number. ...I will offer advice where possible, but I am not entirely sure of how helpful I will be- there is not much I know of concerning the relationships of other beings, or relationships in general.

However, it would seem that this is the result of the many odd flower scents a number of days ago. I am sure that a proper apology would be a start to things..?

[...Astral that last point didn't sound sure at all.]

Never mention it again?

[SOUNDS VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED.]

W-wrong number?! Oh shit. Er, sorry. Language.

But yeah. Language aside, we did apologize but it's still all awkward. Sollux is one of the most important people to me, and I don't want it to be all weird...

Okay, it can be mentioned again. Just not around certain trolls with wavy horns.

Well, good, because I must say, you have some top-quality chest nubs, Miss Peixes.

Mmm... [Alright then..] ...If it isn't too much... What was it that made the situation awkward, exactly?

[Astral. That is probably too much.]

It, um. Well.

Me and Sollux had this mutual flushcrush - er, human romantic crush - thing before we got here.

Then we got here and it all changed. There's another girl he has a flushcrush on and it's all requited and such. And there's someone else I have flushed feelings for and it's requited and it's a good thing.

But it's awkward between me and Sollux now because of the past.

Ahh...

So then, you are saying that because you were both in separate relationships while here, but acting upon one from the past...

...It is difficult to return it to that past state then? [...What.]

...Please correct me if I am wrong- I am unfamiliar with even human relationships myself. [...Though at least he's guessed you're not human Feferi!

I think all of us screwed up durin' tha' time. 'Sides, how else will you find th' "one" if ye don't test th' waters every now 'n then?

I can certainly say the same for you, Miss Pyrope.

A-plus, would honk again under influence of conksuck flowers.

I'm okay with the water-testing having happened! I'm reely okay with it.

I'm not okay with the idea of messing up things with someone I reely care about, though.

Yeah. It's basically - we had a thing back home, here, we don't have the same thing, and it's weird now. If that makes sense.

[She's babbling. It probably doesn't make sense.]

Neither of us are human; we're both trolls. So things get reely weird. Glub.

[Giggling on this end of the line.]

Agreed. Would definitely honk again under influence of those conchsuck flowers. Glub glub glub!

It makes sense thus far.

[Ah. 'Trolls' then. Okay.] Perhaps you could explain? It might help to discern what should be done to solve the current situation's problems.

Ahh, now I see.

Usually if tha' sort of stuff happens, I'd apologize t' th' person 'n then offer 'em t' punch me or somethin' t' get it out of their systems, or even go buy 'em a drink on me.

Hon, I'm not sure your filters worked, but can I help?

[ the woman's voice is calm, with a touch of concern. ]

...I hate those flowers.

[Reeeeeaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyyyyyy helpful, Marisa.]

What's "sloppy makeouts?"

It sounds funny! Hehe! Sloppy makeouts! Sloppy makeouts!

What do half of those words even mean?

Oh, another one? All of you seem to have this miraculous problem with filtering your conversations into private lines. Do you want some help for the future?

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... But if it was the flowers, isn't it understood that neither of you were of right mind?

Oh my cod. Did this reelly get sent to the whole town?!

U-um. I guess I should be getting assistance from all the people I can...

I don't hate them so much as I hate their aftereffects...

What aftereffects, ze? Just tell Sollux that the flowers made you do it and you're still... um... red for your questionable boyfriend.

[Still not being helpful.]

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eleven ♓ voice; not filtered in the slightest

[Voice] This one would probably understand the quadrants if explained in one go. ;u; ...Weirdo. :U

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awwwww ;u; they may get explained in this thread

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;;u;; Fgggghhh If was wasn't so nervous I'd prepare a homestuck app I swear- xD

aww, don't be! we <3 new people in the cast

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why don't I have an eyebrow-waggling icon

it's a real tragedy that i don't either

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I almost wonder if this will make more sense to him. Guess we'll find out. ;u;

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I have decided that Yamame is here to specifically ruin every troll's day.

Phone

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