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actual worst person caesar silverberg ([personal profile] commentboxtroll) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-20 10:11 pm

18th Tactic

[phone a; drone and evil jerkwad filter]
...okay, okay, this has been put off long enough. [He's muttering at first, but his next words are louder.] Good morning, Mayfield. This is Caesar. Since we've managed to survive the latest string of atrocities, I figured it might be a good time for another DA meeting. As of now, I'm really not going to bother with special messages anymore. They haven't proven any more secure than the phones and, frankly, are less inclusive and too much of a hassle.

[See: he's too lazy to do that ever again.]

For those of you who are new, the DA is the Defense Association. We still aren't the Resistance and we aren't a secret society. The DA is supposed to focus more on helping one another, since we're all stuck in this mess together. We have people who are willing to teach you how to defend yourself and a few other projects on the table to try and make this place slightly less horrible. [But only slightly.] Anyway, it's open to anyone, anyone can drop by the meeting, or not, whatever. Just try not to be a murderous psychopath when you do.

Moving along, the meeting will be Thursday night. We'll be using the high school gym this time, since the UFO doesn't exactly have heating set up and it's still cold out. It won't only be DA business. There will be an open forum part in the meeting if anyone wants to come along and add their own two potch on, well, anything, I guess.

If anyone has questions that they don't want to ask over the phones, I'm not at my usual house right now, but I can tell you where I am. [Just not publicly. Uh, because. Reasons.] And no, I don't have snacks for the meeting. Don't ask, not unless you're offering to provide some...
[phone b; filtered to DA and Resistance folk]
Hey, I found out who stole the map and papers from my room. Does anyone have further info on some kid named Schrodinger? He's another teleporter and a huge jerk, but that's all I know.


[After the phone calls, Caesar can be found hanging out around 747 Partridge Drive for the rest of the morning. Inevitably, he deigns to make an appearance at school for a class or two, maybe even lunch! He'll sleep through that for the most part, since he still has no plans on learning from that joke of an institution. Nonetheless, he can be found skulking around there or between school and Partridge Drive on his way back to, well, hiding, because let's be honest, that's exactly what he's doing.]
mal_addict: (Human: It goes woof!)

[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-02-25 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Screaming horrors, from what I hear tell.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-02-26 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think they'd get bored of it after a while, but apparently not.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-02-27 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they should find a new game to play. Without living playing pieces.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-02-29 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't most people in power do that anyway, after a while?
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-03-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's a common theme.
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[personal profile] mal_addict 2012-03-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing like a good rebellion to get things either changed, or to completely shatter a population.