commentboxtroll: (this had better be good)
actual worst person caesar silverberg ([personal profile] commentboxtroll) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-20 10:11 pm

18th Tactic

[phone a; drone and evil jerkwad filter]
...okay, okay, this has been put off long enough. [He's muttering at first, but his next words are louder.] Good morning, Mayfield. This is Caesar. Since we've managed to survive the latest string of atrocities, I figured it might be a good time for another DA meeting. As of now, I'm really not going to bother with special messages anymore. They haven't proven any more secure than the phones and, frankly, are less inclusive and too much of a hassle.

[See: he's too lazy to do that ever again.]

For those of you who are new, the DA is the Defense Association. We still aren't the Resistance and we aren't a secret society. The DA is supposed to focus more on helping one another, since we're all stuck in this mess together. We have people who are willing to teach you how to defend yourself and a few other projects on the table to try and make this place slightly less horrible. [But only slightly.] Anyway, it's open to anyone, anyone can drop by the meeting, or not, whatever. Just try not to be a murderous psychopath when you do.

Moving along, the meeting will be Thursday night. We'll be using the high school gym this time, since the UFO doesn't exactly have heating set up and it's still cold out. It won't only be DA business. There will be an open forum part in the meeting if anyone wants to come along and add their own two potch on, well, anything, I guess.

If anyone has questions that they don't want to ask over the phones, I'm not at my usual house right now, but I can tell you where I am. [Just not publicly. Uh, because. Reasons.] And no, I don't have snacks for the meeting. Don't ask, not unless you're offering to provide some...
[phone b; filtered to DA and Resistance folk]
Hey, I found out who stole the map and papers from my room. Does anyone have further info on some kid named Schrodinger? He's another teleporter and a huge jerk, but that's all I know.


[After the phone calls, Caesar can be found hanging out around 747 Partridge Drive for the rest of the morning. Inevitably, he deigns to make an appearance at school for a class or two, maybe even lunch! He'll sleep through that for the most part, since he still has no plans on learning from that joke of an institution. Nonetheless, he can be found skulking around there or between school and Partridge Drive on his way back to, well, hiding, because let's be honest, that's exactly what he's doing.]
godaime: (You act like I was drinking alone)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-23 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. If only I had Katsuyu to deal with him. [ NOTHING SAYS WE LOVE YOU LIKE A GIANT SLUG CORRODING YOUR HOME... ]

Yeah. They seem to have addresses and even past injuries, if any. Though, if they're too outlandish the drones seem to label it as hysteria. The ones I have written are a bit more earnest though. [ Like, "a severe case of the idiots." ]

Well, I can help if you want. I'm just saying that there are other options you can pursue if you needed to start all over to eliminate most of the work. [ Drawing too many lines now counts as work. ] I know, I know, now you have the best with you.
godaime: (You act like I was drinking alone)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't think of that many people that can out-heal me, but in the event that you find someone, a heal off would be nice. [ YOU HAVE TWENTY MINUTES TO HEAL AS MANY BROKEN ARMS AS YOU CAN. ] Hm. That's fine with me. Good luck redoing the maps. If you find his address, let me know. I might be able to arrange an infiltrating party. [ ....Yep. This is serious business.

She respects his promises, and diligence. ]
godaime: (Someone spilled vodka at Ichiraku's?)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-28 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
I guess you're right. We wouldn't be able to find enough injured people. [ because she'd heal them all. ] And I was thinking more along the lines of document recovery, not putting gross things in his bed. [ beat ] Unless you count a concussion as gross.

[ And it can't be teleported! Problem solved! ]
godaime: (Whoever put a tambourine in the dryer)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-03-01 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess we can show him that any attention isn't good attention. [ Nothing says I'm attentive to you and your state like neck breaking! ] He shouldn't be touching your stuff in the first place, but I'm sure I can give him a concussion. Just for you. [ Knocking people out as a sign of affection... ]
godaime: (I was so drunk I stopped to let a)

[personal profile] godaime 2012-03-03 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you know people are heavily interested in the future of the DA.