>Sollux: Apologize (Backdated to the 16th)

[a1a100]

Phone

[On the other end you can hear someone taking a breath like they were about to speak then silence for a few seconds. Then another breath, then silence.]

Listen...

[Sollux wasn't quite sure how to properly... apologize.]

Uh... It's... It's Sollux.

[Oh god he was the most embarrassed]

I'm sorry everyone that I...

Everyone that I hit on and...made out with.

Phone; Filtered to Aradia.

I know it isn't much at all considering what I did but I am so, so sorry for what happened on the 14th. I have no idea what came over me and I want to make everything up to you so if you can stomach talking to me again, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me if there was anyway to redeem myself.

[He already washed his mouth out like 10 times this morning...]

Comments

phone;

[cullscuttlefish]

It's okay. I think we all did some things we regret. But there's reely not a lot of harm done here. I'm not mad or anyfin. Okay?

[a1a100]

...okay, thanks for not being mad.

[He really did feel bad for making her feel bad...]

[cullscuttlefish]

I - I'm sorry. For...yeah. I'm -- this is awkward...

[a1a100]

Don't apologize, for anything.

[cullscuttlefish]

...I feel like I should.

phone;

[bunshins]

Just don't try it again, 'tebayo!

[a1a100]

Trust me, I won't.

[bunshins]

Good!

...What happened, anyway?

[cawtier]

Wow, so even you realize your makeouts are some so terrible that you need to apologize afterward for them.

[a1a100]

It's not because they're terrible!

[Gosh Daevsprite, his makeouts are the best you don't even know]

[cawtier]

Uh-huh, sure. Anything to ease your guilty conscience, bro.

[a1a100]

Ugh, fuck you! I'm not in the mood to fight with a stupid featherbeast over fucking makeouts.

[cawtier]

That, sir, is the sound of someone who does not believe his own excuses.

phone.

[crosseyed]

'Everyone'? You must have been very busy on that day, Sollux!

But, it is alright, I forgive you!

[a1a100]

Yeah...

[God he is. The most disgusted right now.]

Thanks, I guess.

[crosseyed]

[[she laughs a little. laughing at his disgust and pain. haw haw haw.]]

You are welcome! And, besides, you were very nice to me, so it was not all bad.

Phone

[derpaheal]

Oh, no it's perfectly all right! You were a gentleman, and that made me feel special.

Not like I'm expecting anything! I'm just saying that it was...nice that you made me feel...nice?

[a1a100]

[Well that was something.]

Oh uh, you're.. welcome?

[derpaheal]

Very welcome! It was nice to meet someone from the town too. So there's no need to feel embarrassed or anything.

[wweh]

Yeah you should be apologizin' for that shitty fuckin' kiss.

[a1a100]

Fuck you, that kiss was shitty because of you, not me.

[not here]

[cullscuttlefish]

[CHIN. IN. HANDS.]

[wweh]

Hey I'm a pretty good kisser if I do say so myself, an' Fef would agree with me on that one. In fact if I were to have a new title I'd be votin' for the Prince a' Kiss(es). An' my expertise on the subject allows me to be rankin' your kiss from AAA to F. An' it was a C at best.

Fuck, your kiss felt so amateurish that you're needin' a teacher to guide you through it.

phone

[crusthatecean]

[Awk...ward...]

Yeah, it's fine, let's just never talk about any of this ever again.

[a1a100]

Agreed.

[The most awkward...]

[crusthatecean]

[eeugh...]

Anyway, sorry. I was being a fucking asshole.

Filter!

[adventuretime]

Hehe, it's okay! There was a lot of reallyyyy weird things that happened with me too.

But I think I know a pretty good way to redeem yourself. I promise you'll like it too!

[a1a100]

You do?

[He was genuinely curious if she thought he'd like it.]

[adventuretime]

Well, okay, maybe I think you will. It'll be fun though!

I was watching the other humans do it. It's dancing, but really fun dancing! Not like spinning in circles aimlessly, but it has a lot of moving and swinging and throwing. [Is she talking about dancing or fighting?]

[a1a100]

...dancing?

[that. doesn't sound fun.]

[adventuretime]

It's really cool! Just give it a chance. If you don't like it, we don't have to. I promise.