xi.

[stabdads]

[Somebody sent him flowers? Oh goodness me! Slick is just a-giddy with excitement. Skipping merrily to the flower vase, he daintily picks up a carnation and sniffs in its lovely fragraokay who am I kidding Slick immediately sets the flowers on fire.

Unfortunately for him, he may have caught a little whiff of the smoke from the vase before dumping the ashes outside...]

[action, Febuary 14th]

[IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 13, Slick will approach you brusquely, without any sort of provocation whatsoever, and will shove a small, carefully wrapped box in your hands without so much as a greeting.]

This is for you.

[Meanwhile, if you're under the age of 13, Slick will instead hand you a black suit, a fedora, and a suspiciously-wrapped L-shaped package.]

We don't have much time so I'll keep this short. I'm your new dad, call me Papa Slick, and you're part of my Crew now. We've got a heist planned for noon, here's your suit and your hat and your gun. Meet me in the car when you're dressed. Oh yeah, bring an apron, I'm gonna teach you the best places to stab a guy.

[Well this isn't terrifying at all.]

Comments

[ex_seventh238]

[COVERS MOUTH AND COUGHS LOUDLY


yeah she's just secretly hiding the fact that she slightly choked herself there. Spades wat.]

I... suppose I wouldn't mind... But I cook better than the restaurant here!

[stabdads]

Great, yeah. Nice dinner out, then maybe... how do you feel about knife fights? It ain't a proper date unless we rough it up a little.

1/2

[ex_seventh238]

[--wait wat.]

2/2

[ex_seventh238]

Would you be okay with short swords or daggers? [NO WHY IS SHE SUDDENLY GOING ALONG WITH THIS...]

[stabdads]

I ain't picky. [HE REALLY ISN'T.]

[ex_seventh238]

I'm okay with that. [This is just interesting now. mO_Om Well she knows Marisa's complained about how the guy is apparently a knife nut, but nothing noteworthy's happened since she moved in. This might be a good chance to gauge what Slick can do, even if flowers somehow made this possible. ...Now will he remember the results once this wears off...] Do you have a specific time and place in mind?

[stabdads]

Tonight. Backyard. Don't be late.

[ex_seventh238]

[She'll just give a small nod, semi-wondering if the effects might've worn off by then.]

What time exactly? [No harm waiting on time, she'd be okay with if he recovers his senses before then and wanders off doing something else too.]