xi.

[stabdads]

[Somebody sent him flowers? Oh goodness me! Slick is just a-giddy with excitement. Skipping merrily to the flower vase, he daintily picks up a carnation and sniffs in its lovely fragraokay who am I kidding Slick immediately sets the flowers on fire.

Unfortunately for him, he may have caught a little whiff of the smoke from the vase before dumping the ashes outside...]

[action, Febuary 14th]

[IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 13, Slick will approach you brusquely, without any sort of provocation whatsoever, and will shove a small, carefully wrapped box in your hands without so much as a greeting.]

This is for you.

[Meanwhile, if you're under the age of 13, Slick will instead hand you a black suit, a fedora, and a suspiciously-wrapped L-shaped package.]

We don't have much time so I'll keep this short. I'm your new dad, call me Papa Slick, and you're part of my Crew now. We've got a heist planned for noon, here's your suit and your hat and your gun. Meet me in the car when you're dressed. Oh yeah, bring an apron, I'm gonna teach you the best places to stab a guy.

[Well this isn't terrifying at all.]

Comments

[foretaste]

[u luv it

o...opens it... expecting a mailbomb... or anthrax.........]

[stabdads]

[inside is a drone's bloody severed finger.]

Got it special for ya.

[foretaste]

[lifts it up to her nose

sniffs it






slowly



lowers it....................]

Why would you do that.

[stabdads]

Supposed to get dames gifts before ya smooch 'em.

[foretaste]

What's a dame and why are ywaaaaaaait.

No. Bad. Bad Slick.

[stabdads]

Yeah I've been super bad.

You should probably punish me or somethin'.

[foretaste]

Weeeellllll, I guess I could drub you...

[stabdads]

Atta girl.

[foretaste]

But it is not as fun if you want me to!