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[eyesofaserpent]

(( Post forward dated to February 13th/14th ))


A. [Phone, Evening of February 13th]

[Crowley returns home from the bar to find that bouquet of flowers on the mantlepiece still. He steps over and plucks an iris from the vase and sniffs it before any alarm bells have a chance to ring in his mind. His brow furrows. What....? He feels a need to walk over to the phone and pick it up and dial the town.

He takes a hesitant breath before committing demonic suicide.]

Hallo? This is Crowley. I, er... I have a confession to make... Er... Where do I begin? Aziraphale and I have been good friends for a decidedly long time. And I don't know for sure just how long ago this started... Maybe it was when we stopped the apocalypse... Maybe even before then...

But, er... The truth of the matter is... I'm in love with Aziraphale.

[He pauses, as if waiting to be smote by God Himself. Or Lucifer.]

Er... Right.


B. [Action: About Town, throughout the day of February 14th]

[Here is your chance to find Crowley around town! He nibbled on some mint from the bouquet, so he is likely to flirt with you. Be careful though, There might be a jealous Lucifer following behind Crowley.]

Comments

[derpaheal]

Oh! Yes of course! Sorry for keeping you.

[eyesofaserpent]

You're fine, kiddo. I'll just, er... See you later.

[He plucks a rose from the vase and heads out of the house, a man on a mission.]

[derpaheal]

[Kay...it seems safer to wash the dishes and stay inside. Maybe he'll go out and pitch out the flowers. They seem to have a very strong scent around here...

and when Crowley comes back, he'll correct him. He's no kid! He's only short!]

[eyesofaserpent]

[Crowley doesn't return until the next morning, anyway. He is confused and a bit... Well, last night was amazing, incredible, and extremely confusing. He sinks into the couch and curls up on it a bit.]

[derpaheal]

[After awhile, Hanatarou pops up. But he doesn't say anything. He just tries to gently cover up the demon so he won't get cold.]

[eyesofaserpent]

Er... Thanks...

[derpaheal]

Welcome. Are you hungry?

[eyesofaserpent]

[He sits up, wings rustling.]

Yeah, I think so. I didn't have dinner last night.

[derpaheal]

All right. Um, I'll get started on the coffee and tea then.

What would you like for breakfast?

[eyesofaserpent]

A fry up sounds delicious, but I don't think you know how to make that.

[derpaheal]

Oh, I'm sure I can handle it fine! I did dinner very well last night, didn't I?

Oh right you weren't..here for that. Um. But I can try it! What's in it?

[eyesofaserpent]

[Yes, right... He was very much not home last night. And he certainly didn't eat.]

A couple fried eggs, black pudding, bubble and squeak, tomatoes, back bacon, potato cakes, mushrooms... Things like that.

[derpaheal]

[He just...stares for a moment. This food. Who could eat bubbles?]

Well, I can at least do some of them! If that's all right. Do you like cream or sugar in your coffee?

[eyesofaserpent]

One sugar. No cream.

I could show you how to make a proper fry up sometime. Granted, I'd probably be the only one to want it unless Aziraphale or Rupert were over.

[He pauses.]

Which may very well be the case sooner or later, now that I think about it.

[derpaheal]

All right. And I'm sure I'd like to try some.

Actually...why don't you show me how it's made in a bit? I'll try to make some of the things you said. Like the bacon and eggs.

[eyesofaserpent]

Well, I don't think we have most of the ingredients. Black pudding is impossible to find in this bloody town.

[derpaheal]

Oh? What's black pudding made out of?

[eyesofaserpent]

It's a blood sausage.

[derpaheal]

...Oh. I can't say I've made that before...

[eyesofaserpent]

You know what, let's go for something simpler today. How do you feel about French Toast?

[derpaheal]

Oh, I can do that! Would you like some bacon too?

[eyesofaserpent]

That sounds brill. Want some help?

[derpaheal]

Oh no, it's all right! Stay seated. I'll make your coffee, and bring it to you when you're ready.

[eyesofaserpent]

Oh, er... Okay.

[Since coming to Mayfield, he hadn't dealt with anyone so eager to please. It kind of throws him off his game and he just hunkers down in the couch, snuggled under the blanket.]

[derpaheal]

[Think of it like a servant or something, it'll be all right. Hana will just get that coffee, set it on the table-and go off to get breakfast started.]