1st Point

[crushtowin]

[Action: Anderson Lane]

[Akaya has the habit of falling asleep on busses. Well, this is what happened just before he was taken to Mayfield. He was going to school, but instead he fell asleep and went to the last stop. This is perfectly normal as he's gotten that way to an enemy school as well.

Well, this time seemed to be different. He woke up.. in a room? Did he just have a weird dream about sleeping on the buss again? That's what it seemed like. Then he looks around. His room seems a bit different from normal... or maybe he's imagining things. Oh well, no time to think about it! Time to get ready and go to school.

He ends up walking out of the house. He didn't really paying attention to what the place looks like cause he's too sleepy. That goes for his clothing and all the other stuff as well... silly boy.

... it's the outside and fresh air that makes him realize that he's probably not in Japan anymore.]

-- Wh-What is this place?

[Feel free to bug him. He's probably going to stand outside of 724 for a while.]

[Phone: Open]

... hello? Senpai? Akaya here. Are any of you hearing this?

This may sound crazy, but I think I've been kidnapped. I don't have my own clothes and they keep saying I live in this house -- and this is definitely not my house!

It seems like I can just walk out of here, but I'm not sure if I should! So please help...?

Comments

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ After a short series of 'oh shit, it's Akaya' expressions, Niou answers. ]

Nope, that's your fuckin' house now. And your family. Do you have a pet? Some houses have a pet. I wanted one. One of those talkin' horses would be cool.

[ Wow, Niou, not helping. ]

Phone;

[crushtowin]

[Yeah, really helpful, Niou.]

What are you talking about, senpai? My house doesn't look like this and my parents aren't like that! And no we don't have pets-- that's not even an important point.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

What? Of course it's an important point. It's like, the most important point. Wouldn't you want a talkin' horse?

Phone;

[crushtowin]

I guess it would be cool if they existed.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

They do exist. Walk 'round town for a bit, I'm sure you'll find one.

And there's a dragon that's in the park sometimes.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

Yeah right. [He's past being fooled by you, senpai! Even if you're telling the truth for once...] Think of something more realistic, senpai.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

C'mon. Would I lie to you? [ A pause. ] Don't answer that. Anyway, I'm bein' serious. Go on and check it out.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

Might as well go and check out what kind of a place this is. [Not because he's slightly curious if there really is a dragon.] With luck I'll wake up and this was all a freaky dream.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

A bad kind of place. Anyway, the pet thing isn't important.

[ Niou. ]

It's not a dream, brat. It's real fuckin' life.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

... then why did you bring it up?

[Really, senpai.]

But it doesn't make any sense.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ Shhhhhh, not the point. ]

It doesn't hafta make sense. That's just how it is.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

[So basically Mayfield is like Niou; he doesn't have to make sense, it's just how he is.]

You do realize it's hard to believe that, right?

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ Exactly. Best description of the place so far. ]

Maybe. But I've been livin' it for a year. So you'd better start fuckin' believing.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

... but I just saw you yesterday, senpai.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

Are you sure it was me? Could've been Yagyuu.

[ Totally beside the point right now. ]

Look, time works differently here. I bet you saw Buchou, Yagyuu, and Marui recently, too, but they've all fuckin' been here.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

[Make him even more confused, will you?]

Oh, well, that explains everything.

[Except not.]

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ Sure will, it's fun. ]

Good. [ And he knows Akaya was being sarcastic, but whatever. ] Anymore dumb questions?

Phone;

[crushtowin]

[Akaya's getting too lazy to be annoyed at you. Consider it as a win.]

Can we play tennis here?

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ Ha! Victory is his. ]

Uh-huh. The rec center has tennis courts. But nobody here can play their way out of a wet paper bag. 'Cept for that really gay kid from Hyoutei [ that doesn't actually help identify which member, but whatever ] and that cheating brat from Seigaku.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

Of course the cheating brat would be here...

I guess that's where I'll be spending most days, then.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

[ At least they can agree on that. ]

Bad enough we're trapped in this damn town, but that brat bein' here makes it a whole new level of shitty.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

Is this place even big enough to avoid him?

Phone;

[mathisradical]

Nope. Sucky town, cheating brat, and it's impossible to avoid him. Welcome to the third level of shitty.

Phone;

[crushtowin]

[A heavy sigh.]

Great. I'd rather be stuck living at fukubuchou's house.

Phone;

[mathisradical]

Dunno if I'd go that far....

[ He would, really. He'd rather live in a cardboard box if it meant avoiding Echizen. ]