Six Wildebeest

[causesstampedes]

[Locked to 1338 Benny Rd.]

[The past couple of days for Simba hasn't been all that great. As of yesterday, the last member of his previous household was finally droned, and that meant being tossed into the backyard by his drone family.

After reluctantly falling asleep outside, he wakes up the next day having been retied to the doghouse without knowing he's been relocated to a new house. He can't seem to get the rope off from around his neck, so outside of 1338 Benny Road there's a lion cub roaring and trying to get loose.

Oh and be careful of that brightly colored tree that's popped up in the front yard.]

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[godcomplexed]

[Oh dear, what is that noise.

Oh, it's a lion in his front yard.

...It's a lion in his front yard.

The Doctor opens the front door, still in his pajamas.]

What's all this now?

...Aside from you being tied up, of course. That bit is rather obvious.

[causesstampedes]

[Well that voice sounds kind of familiar. Still, Simba's a little too preoccupied for friendly greetings.]

Get this thing off me!

[godcomplexed]

Demanding.

[but he complies, walking across the lawn in his bare feet, and slips the rope off Simba]

[causesstampedes]

[Yes freedom!!]

Whew, thanks! I thought I-

[Wait.

Looks at the Doctor who just came out of that house over there.

Looks around the yard.]

...Is this where you live?

[godcomplexed]

In Mayfield, yes. Generally it's a little more complicated.

[And he's sitting down in the grass next to Simba, ignoring that his boxers are getting wet from the dew.]

Which then brings us to why you're in front of my house in Mayfield.

[causesstampedes]

...I dunno why I'm here. Last time I checked I lived someplace else, or at least I thought I did.

[Until the drone family kicked him out anyway.]

[godcomplexed]

Sometimes the town shuffles you about.

[He gives Simba an affectionate pat on the head.]

But if you're here, this is where you're meant to be. It's a pretty fun place to be, if I do say so myself.

[causesstampedes]

[It's still kind of sad to see the previous members of his family droned, but...

Who knows, maybe he'd like it here too.]

I don't have to sleep out here, do I?

[godcomplexed]

Of course not.

Unless you'd like to. Sometimes it is rather fun to sleep outside.

[causesstampedes]

Yeah sometimes.

Not by yourself though.