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LeChuck ([personal profile] beardonfire) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-16 08:14 pm
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9th voodoo curse (this is so backdated oh my god)

Action: 747 Partridge and BEYOND


[Being a little girl ranks very high on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to LeChuck, and this includes dying on at least five separate occasions. He's so short. And so female. And his face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's not right. Just not right.

LeChuck is not a man who sits by idly, though, even if he is physically not a man right now. He storms out of the strange house he woke up in and out into the streets of Mayfield in search of his actual body and an explanation as to what in the hell happened. The going is very slow, since he keeps getting stopped by drones wondering why he is not in school right now, young lady.]


...And I'm telling ye, I don't go to school! Never been a day in my life!

[Lend the fearsome pirate captain adorable little girl a hand?]
walking_nukebird: ([Cringe/Looking Back])

Hope you don't mind a backtag!

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-22 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Poor LeChuck. He's not the only one who's in a female's body today. For instance, there's that tall black-winged woman walking a little cautiously on the other side of the street.]

... Lemme guess, you're not usually a little girl?

[... "She's" pretty sure it's not Talk Like a Pirate Day, at least.]
walking_nukebird: ([Confused/Embarrassed])

:D!

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-23 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[TOO LATE BIRDBRAIN HARDWARE MAKES ANSWER COMPULSORY]

You do!
walking_nukebird: ([Normal])

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-23 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
No? I mean, unless you really are some kind of little girl pirate wherever you're from, I'm guessing you've swapped bodies with someone else, too.

[And to Balin, the thought of a girl who looks ten years old as a captain of a pirate ship is unnerving!]
walking_nukebird: ([Determined/Indignant])

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I'm not normally a woman ... or a man-eating youkai.

["Utsuho" flaps "her" wings once.]

And everyone at my house got swapped, too. Hell, almost everyone I've met today has.
walking_nukebird: ([Normal])

[personal profile] walking_nukebird 2012-04-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's not like I know how to use them. Believe me, I've tried. All I did was make myself tired and hungry.