9th voodoo curse (this is so backdated oh my god)

[beardonfire]

Action: 747 Partridge and BEYOND


[Being a little girl ranks very high on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to LeChuck, and this includes dying on at least five separate occasions. He's so short. And so female. And his face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's not right. Just not right.

LeChuck is not a man who sits by idly, though, even if he is physically not a man right now. He storms out of the strange house he woke up in and out into the streets of Mayfield in search of his actual body and an explanation as to what in the hell happened. The going is very slow, since he keeps getting stopped by drones wondering why he is not in school right now, young lady.]

...And I'm telling ye, I don't go to school! Never been a day in my life!

[Lend the fearsome pirate captain adorable little girl a hand?]

Comments

Hope you don't mind a backtag!

[walking_nukebird]

[Poor LeChuck. He's not the only one who's in a female's body today. For instance, there's that tall black-winged woman walking a little cautiously on the other side of the street.]

... Lemme guess, you're not usually a little girl?

[... "She's" pretty sure it's not Talk Like a Pirate Day, at least.]

I love backtags!

[beardonfire]

Do I look like a little girl to ye?

...Don't answer that.

:D!

[walking_nukebird]

[TOO LATE BIRDBRAIN HARDWARE MAKES ANSWER COMPULSORY]

You do!

[beardonfire]

I... you... arrgh! I don't have the patience fer this today! I suppose yer here to ask me why I'm not in school as well?

[walking_nukebird]

No? I mean, unless you really are some kind of little girl pirate wherever you're from, I'm guessing you've swapped bodies with someone else, too.

[And to Balin, the thought of a girl who looks ten years old as a captain of a pirate ship is unnerving!]

[beardonfire]

["She" perks up at that.]

D'ya mean to say I'm not the only one afflicted by this curse?

[walking_nukebird]

Nope. I'm not normally a woman ... or a man-eating youkai.

["Utsuho" flaps "her" wings once.]

And everyone at my house got swapped, too. Hell, almost everyone I've met today has.

[beardonfire]

[So he's not the only one in a thoroughly humiliating situation. Still, that doesn't make him feel any better.]

Well... why did I get stuck with such a tiny, useless body! You got wings, at least!

[walking_nukebird]

Hey, it's not like I know how to use them. Believe me, I've tried. All I did was make myself tired and hungry.