16th Dress

[prissy_hooves]

[Action; 947 Beulah Street; morning]

[Ah, another beautiful morning in Mayfield.  Rarity's eyes slowly flutter open, and she sits up in bed, stretching her arms out above her head and yawning.

...Wait a minute.  Arms?  Since when does she have arms?

And for that matter, since when does she sleep with a young blonde-haired girl next to her?

This is all very confusing and distressing, so Rarity does exactly what anyone who knows her might expect her to do in a situation like this.  Which is to say, she lets out a scream - in a boy's voice, but a scream nonetheless - and begins violently shaking the sleeping figure next to her.]

Wake up!  Wake up, I say!  What is the meaning of this?

[Phone; filtered from drones]

[There's the sound of a telephone being picked up and clattering to the floor several times before Rarity gets a proper handle on how grabbing and holding things with human hands and fingers works.  A voice sounding very much like a certain male Vocaloid twin comes over the line after clearing his throat.]

This is so embarrassing...

Ah, hello.  This is Rarity, difficult as that may be to believe.  Would anypony care to explain what in the name of Equestria is going on in this town today?  I've woken up in a body that is decidedly not my own.  I can only assume that somepony has similarly found themselves in my own body in return, and I should very much like to speak with whoever that may happen to be.  And please, for the love of harmony, don't touch anything in my studio!

[Action; around Mayfield]

[Well, since it looks like this is going to last as long as the town wants it to, Rarity's decided to make the best of things.  She couldn't find any acceptable clothing in Len's closet, but thankfully Rin had no shortage of cute outfits in her own.  And since they're twins anyway, their body types are similar enough that Rarity's managed to make it work.  So in what is perhaps one of the most confusing displays today, there is a figure happily strolling through the streets of Mayfield who looks like Rin Kagamine, in the body of Len Kagamine, with the mind of Rarity.  Have fun puzzling that one out, folks.]

((OOC: Responses will come from bedazzloid ))

Comments

phone

[thegirltwin]

Rarity? It happened to you too?

[The questioning voice on the phone is male, has a smoker's rasp, and generally sounds nothing like Nina.]

[bedazzloid]

Yes, I'm afraid so. But you'll have to excuse me - I don't recognize your voice. Have we met?

[thegirltwin]

Right, sorry. It's Nina. I live with you, remember?

phone;

[facepalms]

This was probably due to the whole "foreshadowing" phone call that happened a few days ago. It's not the worst 'event' we've been through, though.

[...So says Haruhi in Kyon's voice.]

[bedazzloid]

Well, you're certainly right about that much.

[facepalms]

... Yeah. I just hope this doesn't last too long, though.

[Phone]

[bigtimesuperhero]

Rarity. This is Shadow. You aren't the only one this has happened to.

[Says a most decidedly un-Shadowy voice.]

[bedazzloid]

Shadow... you too? Is there anypony who isn't going through this ridiculous farce? I thought that silly prank holiday was over.

[bigtimesuperhero]

Tch. Clearly they'd be the fools, if they were to dedicate only one day of the year to making all of us look like idiots.

[Around Mayfield]

[7coloredegghead]

(Look, Rarity! It's Rainbow...Dash? She seems very reluctant to actually flying around and when she does, it's more reminiscent of Fluttershy, but with even more crash landings than Rainbow Dash. The most recent one may have involved her pretty much crashing from the sky directly in front of you.)

Ow...I can't feel my face...well, it's Rainbow's, but it's technically mine...right? THIS FACE IS NUMB!

[bedazzloid]

Rain... bow? That's not you, is it?

[7coloredegghead]

What gave it away? (Sarcasm.)

Just your friendly neighborhood Twilight Sparkle here.

AROUND TOWN

[webball]

Is that guy... trotting around town...? On all fours...? In THOSE clothes?

...This is the weirdest day ever.
Said the talking hedgehog with the mind of a scientific spider-man.

[bedazzloid]

[No, she's walking upright by this point. Trotting around would just look silly.]

Yes, you can say that again.

[webball]

((Ah, well, that's logical))

I'll say it a hundred times if it will get me my body back.

[Phone]

[kamenriderexile]

Rarity, darling! It's Kreutzer...

(Yes, that came from a very manly voice.)

The town must've made everyone switch bodies around, but they made me switch with my housemate, Hajime! He's ruining my body and I'm stuck in his unsalvageable one! Oh, I hope you had much better luck than I did...

[bedazzloid]

Well, it certainly could have been worse, I suppose. I'm still learning how to move a human body properly, though.

[kamenriderexile]

Perhaps I could show you, then?

around town

[actuallynotatroll]

[Ah, yep, definitely a puzzle. Though, well, Len-kun gets in enough shenanigans back at home that Miku has to stop and think it over for a sec before she approaches.]

Len-kun? Is that you?

[bedazzloid]

Ah... no, I'm afraid not.

[actuallynotatroll]

...oh.

[This is just really weird.]

Who are you, then?

[apples_to_oranges]

[That scream wakes up Applejack almost immediately.

But she recognizes it, even if there's something off about the tone. Only one pony can make that piercing wail, and sometimes Rarity can overact, so Applejack isn't really quick to answer. She was hoping to sleep in today, after all.

...Wait, why are they in the same bed together? Did Twilight convince them to have another sleepover? Yeah, it's this fact that gets Applejack to sit up in bed to face Rarity quicker than the scream.]

Rarity, if you don't know what's going on, then Ah sure have as hay don't either!

...Wait, you're not Rarity.

[Okay, now she's just extremely confused...]

[bedazzloid]

Oh, I most certainly am. But that voice... Applejack?

[ACTION]

[thepurpleway]

[After finding Len in Rarity's body, it's easy to spot 'Len' walking about. Oh, poor Rarity.]

Ah, Miss Rarity! [He waves over to her before jogging over.] Are you okay? I just saw you...but it was Len...

[bedazzloid]

Yes, I ran into him myself as well.

[Looking so irritated over here.]