4th Smile

[keep_smiling]

[Action: Outside of 1670 Nelson today, Elmer stops at the mailbox to see some things with his name on it. Yay! There are two boxes (his lovely prizes from the April Fool's event), and an envelope in the mailbox. Curious, he opens that up first. Upon looking at the card, his usual smile slips into a confused look for about 2 seconds, after which he suddenly makes a strangled, pained noise and promptly passes out where he stands. Hopefully someone's around to find out what in the world just happened.]

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[Phone call placed later in the day:]

Hello! So, whoever delivers things into Mayfield, I have a suggestion. When sending things to us, you should label what it is on the outside, so we know if we should be careful or not. People might get hurt.

Comments

[silver_reign]

Hurt? But that's what makes it funny.

[keep_smiling]

Not if it's happening to you, I'd wager.

[silver_reign]

If only I could feel pain...

-He's lying, but he's not going to admit to it.-

[keep_smiling]

You don't? Well, that's good! That means they can't do much to you then. You should be happy.

[silver_reign]

Happy? Happy?

...


Yeah. Sure. I'm as happy as a clam.

[keep_smiling]

You're not convincing me like that. Most people here seem unhappy. It's a shame.

[silver_reign]

Yes. My good sir. Let me assure you... I'm not bothered. I'm bored.

[keep_smiling]

Hmm, I guess that's understandable, but there looks like there's plenty to do here. How long have you been in Mayfield?