>Sollux: Apologize (Backdated to the 16th)

[a1a100]

Phone

[On the other end you can hear someone taking a breath like they were about to speak then silence for a few seconds. Then another breath, then silence.]

Listen...

[Sollux wasn't quite sure how to properly... apologize.]

Uh... It's... It's Sollux.

[Oh god he was the most embarrassed]

I'm sorry everyone that I...

Everyone that I hit on and...made out with.

Phone; Filtered to Aradia.

I know it isn't much at all considering what I did but I am so, so sorry for what happened on the 14th. I have no idea what came over me and I want to make everything up to you so if you can stomach talking to me again, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me if there was anyway to redeem myself.

[He already washed his mouth out like 10 times this morning...]

Comments

[cawtier]

Wow, so even you realize your makeouts are some so terrible that you need to apologize afterward for them.

[a1a100]

It's not because they're terrible!

[Gosh Daevsprite, his makeouts are the best you don't even know]

[cawtier]

Uh-huh, sure. Anything to ease your guilty conscience, bro.

[a1a100]

Ugh, fuck you! I'm not in the mood to fight with a stupid featherbeast over fucking makeouts.

[cawtier]

That, sir, is the sound of someone who does not believe his own excuses.