Egg Post Mk-IV

[destroytheblueone]

[Anywhere In Town]

[Yesterday, one might have found Dr. Eggman's Egg Pawns searching across the city, looking for their creator - someone had spirited him away! Today, they have found him!

Or at least his head. Where the rest of him is not known, except for the scientist himself.

Who is busy being rolled by his robots down the street.]

I... hate... my... life...!

[A few moments later]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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[goddere]

[And now there is what appears to be a little girl running alongside you]

Hey, that looks like fun! I wanna go next!

[destroytheblueone]

[The robots come to a stop, letting Eggman see the girl.]

This isn't fun! That she-devil slapped my head on this thing!

[goddere]

Really? It looked like you were having a blast!

[OH, YOU STOPPED, THAT MUST BE HER CHANCE TO GET ON...

Kyouka jumps up on the metal ball and starts walking backwards on it to get it rolling forwards]

[destroytheblueone]

H-Hey! What are you doing? Stoooooooooooop~!

[And AWAY he goooooooooes! Egg Pawns chasing after him like there's no tomorrow!]

[goddere]

Nyahahaha, nyahahahahaha! This is awesome!

[She is disturbingly good at running backwards as they build up speed, steering them down the street and onto the sidewalk, around drones and between cars]

[destroytheblueone]

[and as she's plowing through the streets like crazy, the Egg Pawns are trying to catch up.]

Stop thiiiiiiiiiiiis! If I had a stomach, I'd be siiiiiick!

[goddere]

Nyahaha, well it's a good thing you don't then!

[Once she finds a good intersection, she just starts running them in a circle so she can watch the pawns try to chase them]

[returntosender]

[Robots?? This has Hope's attention! He'll stand in their path with goals of stopping them.]

Whoa! Hang on-!

[destroytheblueone]

[And the Egg Pawns come to a stop, surprised to see the guy in front of them.]

Huh? What's going on? Why are you stopping?!

[thegoddamnhedgehog]

[If Shadow were another famous speedy hedgehog, getting chased down the street by a massive hazard might almost be a familiar sensation... But seeing as this hedgehog is not Sonic, and Eggman is not a massive truck that defies gravity, things are a little bit different.

For one thing, Shadow's busy wheeling himself forward, muttering something incoherent under his breath.]

[destroytheblueone]

Shadow?

[even while spinning, he sees the black hedgehog... with wheels?]

Stop, you idiots! Shadow, slow down!