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mayfield_rpg2012-09-26 10:17 pm
likescats) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-09-26 10:17 pm
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Death Twenty Two | BEES MY GOD
[A]
[Well school's back in session that means one thing. High school History class with the walking skeleton dressed in black who doesn't so much speak as the words appear in your head, sounding like gravestones falling over. Or you know, Death. He's also teaching you about the Discworld's history. Which is why you're now getting a talk on that time the world almost ended. There's been a few actually, this one is about the time the Sorcerer took over.]
AND THAT IS HOW THE END OF THE WORLD WAS STOPPED BY A MAN WITH HALF A BRICK IN A SOCK. AND IT ALSO STOPPED THE FOUR OF US FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE APORACLYPSE AND GET BACK TO KEEPING THE WORLD RUNNING. OR AT LEAST THE REST OF THEM DID AFTER THEY LEFT THE BAR.
NOW THEN. I WANT A WRITTEN ACCOUNT OF A TIME YOUR WORLD HAS COME IN DANGER OF ENDING. ADDITIONAL DRAWINGS WILL GET EXTRA POINTS.
[And he'll be at his desk if you want to ask him any questions. Ignore the scythe leaning against the chalkboard behind him and the strange hour glass thing on his desk, it looks more like the glassblower had the hiccups when they made it.]
[B]
[Later on you can find an even stranger sight. ...if you thought that was possible after the above. There is beehive on the lawn of 308 Miller street. Death is tending to the bees. Yes he is wearing one of those funny hats. Yes he looks silly.
There is also a horse sitting on the front lawn. But that's probably less strange then the bone man with the bees.]
[C]
[Inside the house. Death is staring at what appears to be a collection of beads blocking the door. He's ...not really sure why they're there. But its distracted him from what he was going to do. So you can find him just looking at them. Rincewind the kitty is of course hiding under the stove from them. Because they moved and that is bad.]
[Well school's back in session that means one thing. High school History class with the walking skeleton dressed in black who doesn't so much speak as the words appear in your head, sounding like gravestones falling over. Or you know, Death. He's also teaching you about the Discworld's history. Which is why you're now getting a talk on that time the world almost ended. There's been a few actually, this one is about the time the Sorcerer took over.]
AND THAT IS HOW THE END OF THE WORLD WAS STOPPED BY A MAN WITH HALF A BRICK IN A SOCK. AND IT ALSO STOPPED THE FOUR OF US FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE APORACLYPSE AND GET BACK TO KEEPING THE WORLD RUNNING. OR AT LEAST THE REST OF THEM DID AFTER THEY LEFT THE BAR.
NOW THEN. I WANT A WRITTEN ACCOUNT OF A TIME YOUR WORLD HAS COME IN DANGER OF ENDING. ADDITIONAL DRAWINGS WILL GET EXTRA POINTS.
[And he'll be at his desk if you want to ask him any questions. Ignore the scythe leaning against the chalkboard behind him and the strange hour glass thing on his desk, it looks more like the glassblower had the hiccups when they made it.]
[B]
[Later on you can find an even stranger sight. ...if you thought that was possible after the above. There is beehive on the lawn of 308 Miller street. Death is tending to the bees. Yes he is wearing one of those funny hats. Yes he looks silly.
There is also a horse sitting on the front lawn. But that's probably less strange then the bone man with the bees.]
[C]
[Inside the house. Death is staring at what appears to be a collection of beads blocking the door. He's ...not really sure why they're there. But its distracted him from what he was going to do. So you can find him just looking at them. Rincewind the kitty is of course hiding under the stove from them. Because they moved and that is bad.]
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They're for atmosphere.
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Like having icons that don't include anyone's damn brother
that is also good
Dream of the Endless: The Awkwardifier
His new job title
[There certainly would be on the Disc. People would be walking around in the dark.]
Look at me tie in the subject line conversation!
I guess it's only really supposed to mean something when there's only two people anyway though...
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Yes, that generally helps too.
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WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING?
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That fancy place seemed like it fit the criteria best.
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[He still doesn't trust them. But it's on the list.]
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[If they're going to do this, they're going to do it right]
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[Why does that seem to happen so much on his world?]
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That seems to happen remarkably often.
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MAGIC ATTRACTS ...THINGS. FROM BEYOND. IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS THE WIZARDS AND WITCHES DON'T USE IT VERY OFTEN. IT GETS ATTENTION THE WORLD WOULD RATHER AVOID. THE MOVING PICTURES SEEMED TO HAVE THE SAME EFFECT FOR SOME REASON.
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[Like that time he tried to find an imp inside the tv and failed.]
WHAT ARE THE PICTURES ABOUT IN THIS WORLD?
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Of course, humans being humans, they also made a lot of stories about fighting people from those other worlds.
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DO HUMANS NOT INTERACT WITH OTHER SPECIES MUCH IN YOUR WORLD?