[A smile tugs noticeably on the corner of his lips. Remote control cars. Adorable.] Really? More than I expect from Mayfield retailers sometimes. Welp, all gotta start somewhere. But where are you going to find a helmet big enough to...pfffffffffttttt

[He can't hold in his mirth anymore, so he turns away and slaps a knee. Well... a friendly, altruistic ego jerk is still a jerk.]