kyrannical: (c'est une reine tueuse)
King Ky Kiske ([personal profile] kyrannical) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
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trois ϟ

[Phone]

Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.

[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]

[Action-- used car lot]

[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]

[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]


As you can see, it's a very--

[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]

...Ah.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] got hit couldn't shake it)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you really think people would come? Maybe to evening classes?

[ First step: Get everyone in Mayfield to come drive

Second step: Get everyone in Mayfield to work together to break out of this simulation >(
]
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] every army starts with one man)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-05 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I'm Steve, by the way. I live over on Topper Street.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] seriously not from jersey)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-05 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice to meet you too, Ky. I'll let you know if I start the driver's classes.

[ Mind if we look at more cars? ]
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] 5th time's a charm)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
How much is this one?
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] old-fashioned)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-09 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
How many miles are on it?

It doesn't look very old.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] little jimmy can bench press him)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
If it breaks down, could I trade it in for a different one?
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] victoria's got a mean right hook)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-16 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Ky. You're a pretty decent salesman.
pursuitofcappiness: ([s] victoria's got a mean right hook)

Re: Action

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2012-09-16 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Five hundred, I'll take it.

[ Smiles! ]

Do you take check?