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mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
kyrannical) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
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[Phone]
Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.
[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]
[Action-- used car lot]
[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]
[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]
As you can see, it's a very--
[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]
...Ah.
Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.
[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]
[Action-- used car lot]
[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]
[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]
As you can see, it's a very--
[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]
...Ah.
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I don't mean to doubt your experience, but... those deaths can't be that common, can they?
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Well, it's not as common as zombies hugging you with fire and explosives, or, being chainsawed in half [ Oops. ] but it's common enough if you're allergic to the material in the clothing!
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[is he showing his ignorance if he doesn't know that those things also happen...?]
You seem very knowledgeable on the subject.
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[the sad part is that he sounds completely serious]
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The sadder part is that Juliet is completely serious too. ]
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[it's like a vortex of misplaced sincerity]
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