kyrannical: (c'est une reine tueuse)
King Ky Kiske ([personal profile] kyrannical) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-08-11 07:06 pm
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[Phone]

Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.

[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]

[Action-- used car lot]

[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]

[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]


As you can see, it's a very--

[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]

...Ah.
jumpsinline: (Something smells rotten)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-21 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Maaaybe not. Washing machines are nice.

[ There is a loud noise in the background. And then yelling. ]

Smoke detectors, too. [ This is why Yoshika should not walk away while cooking... ]
jumpsinline: (Yes ma'am!)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Who're they? [ There is some more noise in the background. Screaming and yelling, most likely. Her housemates are handling this about as well as one can expect. ]

Uhhh, I think I have to go. Dinner's ready.
jumpsinline: (Did someone say "steak"?)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-08-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Okaaay.

[ ...and just like that, she's gone. Phone etiquette; what's that? Can she eat it? ]