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[kyrannical]

[Phone]

Good morning. I know many of you are new in town, and may not be familiar with much of the technology here. If you aren't, please be careful when you leave the house; there are 'cars' [the quote around the word is audible] on the streets, and they can be very harmful in the event of a collision. Any healing abilities you may have back home are unfortunately gone, so please make sure you watch out for yourself, as much as that's possible in this town.

[The worst part is that he sounds completely earnest.]

[Action-- used car lot]

[There is a reason he's decided that he's a car expert, and that's because he's finally getting the hang of his job-- not the lying or anything like that, but at least how to talk about them and how to make them move.]

[He's showing off a car now, actually! And he drives it like a 16-year-old who just passed the written part of the test and has never actually been behind the wheel, but that doesn't stop him from getting out and patting the car like he just did something impressive.]

As you can see, it's a very--

[and then a spark jumps from his hand to the car and suddenly the whole thing is crackling with lightning]

...Ah.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't think it would. If there was somethin' people could do t' get sent home, I think someone would 'ave figured it out by now.

[kyrannical]

I suppose you're right. That the chance to go home is completely random is worse, though.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yep. I could be gone tomorrow. Ain't no guarantees in a place loike Mayfield.

.. I'm Sniper by th' way.

[kyrannical]

It's 'guaranteed' to be frustrating, at least. [he says like this is the funniest joke he's ever made in his life it is]

Ky Kiske. [Sniper as a name? Not even remotely phased.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well that's one thing we can count on anyway.

*Finally. A name he can actually pronounce.*

I'd say it was noice t' meet ya, but that'd mean I was happy about being here. An' I sure as hell ain't.

[kyrannical]

Likewise. No offense meant.

[bye_to_yer_head]

None taken.

Well, good luck around town then.

[kyrannical]

You too. And let's hope we don't need it for much longer.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight. Here's hopin'.

*And with that he hangs up. Time to go shoot arrows into fences or scowl at his neighbors or just be generally grumpy.*