016 ❖ The Greatest Twist Yet

[noluckduck]

[Phone]

[Oh, damn, you can almost hear Clover breathing into the receiver.] Mother of shit.

I just looked at the goddamn calendar.

[Whatever this is about, it must be serious. She sounds absolutely mindblown.]






My birthday was last motherfuckin' week.

Thanks a bunch, Mayfield! Lovin' my time here, ya know?! God, fuck this town.

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[3wayforjustice]

That's your biggest issue with this place?

[noluckduck]

Course not, but I figure people get tired of hearin' the same shit over and over.

[3wayforjustice]

Of course we do.

It'd be better if everyone simply owned up and did something, rather than whine about it.

[noluckduck]

Yeah, sure thing, bro. Let's go bust into the Mayor's office right now and maybe, y'know, get droned for the rest of our lives.

[3wayforjustice]

Why would we try that? If we already know the outcome, we need to figure out a better strategy.

[noluckduck]

So what's your bright idea?

[3wayforjustice]

Something we haven't tried yet.

[noluckduck]

[Oh, that's a great one. Wait, let her just-- ah, she's got this.

She props the receiver up between her shoulder and her head and claps loudly. Sure, she looks like a moron, but it's not like the guy on the other side can see her.]