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[konge]

[Phone to everyone]
[After a few weeks of being here, Denmark is officially capable of using THE PHONE. He is so proud that he feels obligated to broadcast the most menial things over it. It's like giving your grandma a twitter, guys. Just don't.]

Is there a way to make the crazy women in yer house stop talkin'? I don't know what a dinner party is, but it sounds all sorts a' suspicious. I don't want one.

[There's a loooong pause.]
So.
Norge flashed me forward about a thousand a' so years, but he didn't tell me everythin'. If any good food has been created without my knowledge, I should like to try it.

Any suggestions, denizens?

Also if Sweden comes back I am goin' to punch him. Don't tell 'im, it's a surprise.

Comments

[hyon_soudaishou]

[ Sure did better learning how to handle the phone than Nurarihyon. He still hasn't got it quite right and he's been in Mayfield for months. ]

Sounds like some sorta party. [ Yeah he's so smart. ] That involves food?

[Phone]

[alt_for_norge]

Danmark, I have already told you about leaving Sverige alone.

[photonicfighter]

[Food suggestions? Ah, a subject near and dear to her central processing units!]

You'll want to try meatloaf! Possibly not the stuff the drone women make... get someone real to make it for you. It's nice when it's well made. Oh! And peanut butter! It's excellent! Have it on toast.

Let's see... hmm, what have you tried so far?

[The voice has a funny... echo-y sound to it.]