[And under normal circumstances, Hajime would probably be surprised and a little touched at your faith in him, Floyd, but this AU whammy has hit him hard. Far too hard. As far as he's concerned, he's always been happy to be Joker...assuming happiness was an emotion he was capable of.]

No, I don't think you'll be visiting any hospitals today. This IS me!

[He yanks the metal stand mixer off of the counter, pulling its electric cord out of the wall. Growling a bit, he walks over to Floyd and brings the heavy metal mixer down hard. Repeatedly. When he's done, he tosses it aside, breathing heavily...and he feels the need to give a good Joker victory bellow after he's done. He is clearly deranged.]