Yep, always bigger. Here's a fun fact about me: I've always put in a good effort at being the biggest and best at everything. Anything less... Well, it just isn't good enough. I guess you could say biggering's my specialty.

[being a jerk is no expectation. the main difference here is that it actually came naturally. that's the worst of all.

he looks over at her and sighs.]

You need to find better friends.