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☆ Five - Home of the Free and the Brave

A] Phone (unfiltered)

Hey, everyone knows it's Memorial Day coming up, right? It's time to honor the sacrifices our forefathers made so we could live in such an awesome, free, and democratic country!

Well, America I mean, not Mayfield in specific. But we should still celebrate! I'm havin' a cookout this weekend at my place, so everyone's welcome to stop by. There's gonna be burgers and hot dogs and corn on the cob and apple pie and all sorts of great stuff!

B] Action - 1445 Mitchell Road

[Anyone passing by the Jones place might spot America standing out by his fence, engaged in cheery conversation with his drone neighbor. If you get close enough, they're talking about manly grilling things, like propane and propane accessories.]

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[Lithuania is walking his puppy! He slows down when he notices America--talking to a drone, apparently.]

Ah, good afternoon...

Oh, hey Lith! How's it going?

Oh, I'm fine. How are you...?

[Why are you talking to the creepy drones?]

[They're not creepy, they're nice!]

I'm great! Nice day out, isn't it?

Like it is most days here, I guess.

[No they are super creepy.]

You know you're talking to a drone, right?

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Sacrifices...?

[This sounds really upsetting.]

Well, they gave their lives so we could have freedom. That's why we gotta honor their memory.

[Oh my goodness!]

That's awful! Who were they...?

Some of the bravest men I've ever known.

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Sounds like a good time. You need any desserts?

Sure! The more the merrier.

What kind of cake do you like?

Every kind!

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That sounds great! It's really nice of you to do this, America.

[A beat.]

What's a burger?

You've never had a burger before?

Nope. Are they good?

They're only the best thing ever invented! You gotta come to the cookout, I'll make you a bunch.

[Another holiday? Just how many holiday's does this country have?]

Yeah, we don't have that where I'm from.

Well now that you're here, you should celebrate!

Celebrate what, exactly?

[Guess who doesn't pay attention in class? THIS GUY.]

The fact that we live in such an awesome country!

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Eh, free food? Count me in.

That's the spirit.

Though is this gonna all be made from scratch? You may need help.

You can bring something if you want! It'll be a potluck!

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