★ Four - Rock Around the Clock

[redwhiteandhero]

[Phone]

So this prom isn't just for the high school kids, right? I've always wanted to go to one! They always seemed really swell. The kids have lots of fun.

But I need a date! So who wants to go with me? I'm a real good dancer!


[Later, Phonecall to Canada]

Hey. I need to talk with you.

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

Of course I'm serious.

[balzams]

Oh really? Please, regale me of all the horrors that the Communist regime forced on your citizens.

[redwhiteandhero]

Sending spies to my country. Stealing my weapons and threatening my people. Infiltrating my government and attempting to sabotage my economy.

[balzams]

Breaking promises, blackmailing the people in my government and rigging elections, mass deportation and exile and things I don't even want to think about and pretty much crashing my economy overnight.

So screw you!

[At which point he promptly hangs-up. This is far more rage than he's used to and he really needs to stop before things get too bad]

[redwhiteandhero]

No, screw you!

[Yeah he's aware he's talking into a dead receiver, but he has to get the last word, dammit.]