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[bread_goes_bip]

[307 Miller]

[Are you a member of Death clan that has figured out Grandma usually has some sort of treat in the house? Well... yeah, she's making brownies]

[Around Town 1]

[If Death knows you, be it from home or from Mayfield, she's showing up at your door]

How's everything holding up?

[Around Town 2]

[And if she doesn't know you, she's hitting up new houses on her makeup sales route. As always, she'll talk to anyone who happens to answer the door.]

Hi, do you have any interest in makeup?

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[crazyclownwoman]

[Folds her arms and frowns.]

What he always does. Make fun of me. Act like I'm an idiot. Insult me.

So I told him I'd had enough of trying to be his friend when all he does is treat me like crap.

[bread_goes_bip]

[She shakes her head. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie]

He does need to be more careful about taking people for granted. For a smart man, he doesn't always think things through.

[crazyclownwoman]

He needs to get some manners, that's what he should do.

...the jerk.

[bread_goes_bip]

That too.

You sound like you need ice cream.

[crazyclownwoman]

....yeah. I think I do.

[bread_goes_bip]

Come on, my treat.

[crazyclownwoman]

Alright.

[The thought of icecream does cheer her up a little.]

So you know everyone from home?

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah. I talk to everyone when they're born, but no one ever remembers that.

[crazyclownwoman]

Really? That must be a boring conversation.

[bread_goes_bip]

It lets me get a feel for the person. I'm... not limited by language.

[crazyclownwoman]

So you speak baby talk?

[bread_goes_bip]

Kinda. I normally speak to the essence of the person.

[crazyclownwoman]

Neat.

...So what do you talk about?

And now I blatantly make things up!

[bread_goes_bip]

I like to find out what they're like. What they think their lives will be. What they hope to accomplish. It might take them years to remember it again, but everyone has an idea.

Yay!

[crazyclownwoman]

.......so I'm guessin' my big plans weren't losin' my mind.

Re: Yay!

[bread_goes_bip]

No one ever really means to end up in Del's realm. You're doing a good job of getting back on track though.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh...thanks!


Del?

[bread_goes_bip]

My littlest sister, Delirium.

[crazyclownwoman]

You have family?

[bread_goes_bip]

Six siblings. Plus a grand-niece and grand-nephew.

[crazyclownwoman]

Oh! What are they like?

[bread_goes_bip]

They're all pretty different. Destiny's very... formal. He's the only one who's older than me. The new Dream is still getting used to things. It's been a while since I've seen Destruction, but he's always been a real fun loving guy. Desire... likes to cause chaos. But it's very close to it's twin Despair. Del's the youngest. She's a sweet kid... just really mixed up.

[crazyclownwoman]

Neat.

Must be some strange family reunions.

[bread_goes_bip]

Honestly, I consider it a win if nothing gets thrown over dinner.

[crazyclownwoman]

Sounds like Arkham group therapy. We're lucky if fights don't break out.