Her Imperious Condescension (
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mayfield_rpg2012-04-22 07:14 pm
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002 ♓ Her Imperious Condescension: Be Poisoned
[Action; The Streets of Mayfield]
[Guess which alien Empress made the mistake of stepping on one of these flowers? Where a nearly eight foot genocidal queen stood moments before now sits a tiny little purple persian kitten, which could rival the size of the tyrian's head.]
You have got to be--my voice.
[--is high and squeaky pitched, yes. Looks like this little cat isn't going to be doing any lording over anyone today.]
[Action; 724 Anderson Lane]
[Sometime later, the Condescension will be sneaking back inside to avoid more humiliation, and making her home somewhere under furniture of some sort. Or perhaps under a pillow, either will do.]
[Guess which alien Empress made the mistake of stepping on one of these flowers? Where a nearly eight foot genocidal queen stood moments before now sits a tiny little purple persian kitten, which could rival the size of the tyrian's head.]
You have got to be--my voice.
[--is high and squeaky pitched, yes. Looks like this little cat isn't going to be doing any lording over anyone today.]
[Action; 724 Anderson Lane]
[Sometime later, the Condescension will be sneaking back inside to avoid more humiliation, and making her home somewhere under furniture of some sort. Or perhaps under a pillow, either will do.]
[Action]
There is no excuse for ignorance.
[But she leaves it at that, thanks to his next question.]
You may returrrn [God that purr was annoying.] me to my hive on Anderson. I am not interested in any further greetings until this infernal curse has worn off.
[Action]
Very well then. It would be my pleasure, Your Imperiousness.
[He glances about, not really wanting to admit that he's unsure of where Anderson even is. He's almost certain that was where Mindfang was at one point, but it's not exactly within his usual walking routes.
So as not to arouse suspicion, he just starts walking.]
[Action]
The Condesce glares down from her perch when he doesn't start moving, though she relaxes not long after.]
I suppose it is fortunate that you have not fallen prey to...whatever this is.
[Her fluffy tail sways anxiously. She really dislikes being this small. If nothing else, she still somehow manages to look very regal...perched on Dualscar's shoulder like that.
How embarrassing.]
[Action]
[Why do they need so many streets here. What if she knows he's going the wrong way. Why does her tail keep tickling the back of his neck.]
Speakin' a' which, do you happen to remember the last thing you happened to be doin' before your superior body was replaced?