002 ♓ Her Imperious Condescension: Be Poisoned

[cullionfish]

[Action; The Streets of Mayfield]

[Guess which alien Empress made the mistake of stepping on one of these flowers? Where a nearly eight foot genocidal queen stood moments before now sits a tiny little purple persian kitten, which could rival the size of the tyrian's head.]

You have got to be--my voice.

[--is high and squeaky pitched, yes. Looks like this little cat isn't going to be doing any lording over anyone today.]

[Action; 724 Anderson Lane]

[Sometime later, the Condescension will be sneaking back inside to avoid more humiliation, and making her home somewhere under furniture of some sort. Or perhaps under a pillow, either will do.]

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[cullscuttlefish]

[That sure is a pissed-off cat. Feferi's about to shrug it off to a bit of weirdness and walk off when she catches that eye color.]

...wait. Wait just a glubbing minute.

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare....]

Oh my cod!

[Pardon your descendant, she's just going to be laughing her ass off.]

[cullionfish]

[There's a very angry and distinguished growl that echoes out of Condesce's throat, though its not all that intimidating considering her size. Her fluffy little tail flicks back and forth with anger as she crouches......

...and pounces straight for Feferi's arm to sink and scrabble her claws into.]

[cullscuttlefish]

[And Feferi's so caught up in her giggle fit that she doesn't catch that pounce until it's too late to block it. Yeah, that sure is her ancestor stuck like a cat and -- okay no ow those claws hurt.

No more giggling, only a rather undignified shout of pain. She's just going to try and pick Condesce-kitty up by the scruff of the neck.]

[cullionfish]

[The Condesce promptly tries to climb as high as she cat on Feferi before she can feel her scruff being grabbed. She hisses violently and attempts to sink her claws as deep as possible.

She'll come free if Feferi keeps tugging, but she's drawing blood when she does.]

Release me this instant!

[--oh she forgot about that vow of silence.]

[cullscuttlefish]

[Forget drawing blood when she comes off, Condesce is drawing blood now with the climbing on her arm. Okay, time to pull off this angry catfish -- okay, after Feferi tries to push her hair behind her back while still keeping a hold on her.

That voice, however, immediately halts all attempts at this because oops giggling again.]

Your voice! You sound like a little squeaky catfish!

[cullionfish]

[The Condesce hisses and bristles, scrambling to try and get behind her neck where it will be harder to reach her so that she can scratch her up some more, but not before pulling a disgusted expression when Feferi begins laughing again.

Whatever, she can laugh all she wants. She has retractable claws now, and they are being put to good use.]