no. ii

[imaginarynumber]

 A. Hastings Blv.
[Oerba Yun Fang seems to be walking around, not so business as usual. Due in part to it not being Fang in Fang's body. 
In her stead, is a thoroughly horrified Xion. Her face is anything but confident; instead completely and utterly worried, panicked, and distressed. She walks like she's trying to dodge hot lava, getting the hang of moving around in this larger form, and trying to keep somewhat composed while she figures this out.

It looks like it's a good time to go mess with her, huh?] 

B. Makeout Point
[Settling for finding the highest place she could think of, Xion sought comfort in the altitude of makeout point. She occasionally dips her head into her palms, running her fingers through the long, unfamiliar locks of hair. Long, slender legs kick back and forth in pedulum. The girl doesn't look much like she's "there" at all. Just a body waiting for this to end.]

C. Phone
Uh...Hello? [Fang's voice sounds especially less...Fangy. The accent is completely absent, leaving behind little more than an awkward gargle. It sounds almost like she isn't used to saying words at all.] I woke up, and my body was...different. Do...people change often? It isn't just me, is it? 
I could really use some help...

Comments

[airheadedly]

You're really leaving yourself open there.

[If Xion has ever spoken to Shion before, it will be quite obvious that this is not him.]

[imaginarynumber]

Open...? [She doesn't notice.]

Most of the people here seem pretty nice, it's just...

[airheadedly]

So you cast prudence to the wind based on the appearances of the general population?

[imaginarynumber]

Well...if something came up, I think I could probably handle it. [She swings her feet idly.]

I used to, um, run with a pretty tough crowd.

[airheadedly]

"Though"?

[Not that he cares much, but upon closer inspection she seems to maybe not be what he would consider a survivor, but defintiely not as bad as he thought originally aka like the guy that for some reason started to live with him back home.]

C

[tsunmuse]

Looks like a lot of people are swapped over.

[imaginarynumber]

Ako? Oh thank goodness, it's me, Xion.

[tsunmuse]

... looking good. [Said with a light smile.]

Are you okay? Nothing weird happen yet?

[imaginarynumber]

What do you mean nothing weird? My body is all wrong, Ako!

[tsunmuse]

I mean like, I dunno, growing fangs and sucking blood. Nothing ODD like that beyond being swapped bodies?

[imaginarynumber]

I guess not.

I really don't like this though, Ako. Do you think it will go away soon...? Or at all?

[tsunmuse]

Hopefully. The town usually reverses what it does from what I've seen.

[imaginarynumber]

[A breath of relief.]

Good.

I like my body...the way that I see it.
The black hair.

[tsunmuse]

Yeah I would think so. You're a lot cuter that way.

[imaginarynumber]

Cuter? [A small laugh.] Thanks, I think.

It just bothers me to not be myself. You know, like, unique...

[tsunmuse]

[Ako chuckled.] No problem.

Yeah I would agree with that. Seems really tough to be honest.

[imaginarynumber]

Yeah. Anyway, thanks so much for letting me know what was going on, Ako. You're always really helpful.

[tsunmuse]

[Ako nodded.] I'm... trying to be a little more open than I used to be so... yeah, thanks that's appreciated.

[imaginarynumber]

[Than she used to be? Xion is curious about what she means, but is polite enough not to press the subject.]

Mhm! So...you didn't get switched, huh? That's pretty lucky!

[tsunmuse]

Yeah, well both my 'parents' got swapped too. So I suppose someone had to come out unscathed.

[imaginarynumber]

Who are your Mom and Dad, anyway? [Xion doesn't really understand that those words have significance out of Mayfield, so she just says that words normally.]

I hope they're nice. I'd feel bad if you were stuck in a house with people who don't treat you nice...

[tsunmuse]

A couple of pirates, Ambrosia and Marvelous.

They're nice, but hopeless with the housework.

[imaginarynumber]

[She giggles, which just sounds kind of ridiculous coming from Fang's mouth.]

Pirates, huh? I knew a pirate once! Well, I didn't really know him, but I saw him! He had a hook for a hand!

[tsunmuse]

Really? That's pretty stereotypical for a pirate.

ACCOUNT FAIL SORRY ;;;;;

[imaginarynumber]

[Headtilt] Stereowhatical? You know, come to think of it, I think Hook was his name, too.

np!

[tsunmuse]

It means it's something that is most likely common for a person like him or her.

... Yeah that's just wow.

c

[lettertomyfutureself]

... Fang? I guess not...

[imaginarynumber]

Fang...?

Excuse me, what do you mean by that?

[lettertomyfutureself]

S-sorry... That's whose body you're in right now.

[imaginarynumber]

"In?"

What do you mean by, "in"?

[lettertomyfutureself]

A lot of us seem to have gone through some freaky bodyswap thing.

[imaginarynumber]

Is that what it is?

You mean my body didn't just...change? [That would be a relief...]

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[tailwhip]

[ you're definitely not the only one unused to a final fantasy new body, as Zidane (?) stumbles by and trips on something and totally barrels into you. WHAT DO... ]

[imaginarynumber]

[Oerba Yun Xion falls backwards underneath Zidane (?) and lets out a surprised yelp.]

A-Ah! I'm sorry I didn't really...This body...Um...

C-could you get off? I don't really know my own strength and I don't wanna hurt you...

[tailwhip]

O-ow...?

[ weird, this landing is a little softer than the lots of other falls?!... OH WAIT, scrambling up right away! ]

Ah, I apologize!

[imaginarynumber]

[Fang, or rather, Fang's body awkwardly composes itself back onto it's feet.]

It's no problem. I should have been paying more attention to my surroundings...

[tailwhip]

The same goes for myself. I'm still unused to being like this, too.

[ giving a weirdly... ladylike bow. ]

[imaginarynumber]

[Not sure what to do, Xion bows as well.]

I heard that this won't last a long time though, so hopefully...um, we'll go back to normal.

[tailwhip]

Where did you hear that from? A reliable source, I hope--!

A

[kagawhinny]

[you're not the only one having trouble moving, Xion. there's a unicorn stumbling down Hastings, trying very hard not to trip over her(?) own hooves]

[imaginarynumber]

[She's seen...weirder things. Still, they look like they're in trouble. So Xion wobbled towards the unicorn.]

Ah...are you alright?

[kagawhinny]

♪ Ah - yeah, I just... don't really know how to walk on four legs.

[imaginarynumber]

You're saying...you aren't like this normally?

[kagawhinny]

♪ Yeah! I'm... well, normally I'm a robot, but the town made me human when I came here.

[imaginarynumber]

A robot? [Xion furrows her brow, trying to think if she's heard that word before.]

What does being a "robot" mean?

A

[oathsofademon]

[Hey, look who slept in.]

Oi, Fang, what the hell?

[imaginarynumber]

Fang?

Uh..[She rubs the back of her head, looking around nervously.]

Sorry, I don't know you.