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mayfield_rpg2012-01-21 06:22 pm
strike_you_out) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-01-21 06:22 pm
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twenty eight | what is love
[Rather than read the assigned acts of Romiette and Juleo, or whatever it was called, Slugger is finding every imaginable reason to procrastinate. He discovers that knocking icicles off the roof and shoveling the driveway are good excuses for wasting time, though he finishes both a bit too quickly. After the last of the snow has been shoveled from the driveway, he turns to empty the mailbox and idly flips through its contents piece by piece.
There's nothing remarkable in the mail today, only a few envelopes, a post card, and a magazine. The magazine, at least, he could mutilate later for fun. On the back cover is an ad featuring the title "Young Love" in which a little girl is pictured kissing the cheek of a little boy. Slugger pauses. Young love? Dropping the snow shovel, he looks up, wide-eyed and silent as if stricken with a sudden realization.]
Phone
[Slugger gives the telephone a long and apprehensive stare before he dares to pick it up. Holding it to his ear, he opens his mouth to speak... then quickly hangs up. Several deep breaths later he tries again, this time with more success.]
Hi.
What do you do when--
[He briefly freezes up, near horrified at what he's about to admit.]
...when you think you love a girl?
There's nothing remarkable in the mail today, only a few envelopes, a post card, and a magazine. The magazine, at least, he could mutilate later for fun. On the back cover is an ad featuring the title "Young Love" in which a little girl is pictured kissing the cheek of a little boy. Slugger pauses. Young love? Dropping the snow shovel, he looks up, wide-eyed and silent as if stricken with a sudden realization.]
Phone
[Slugger gives the telephone a long and apprehensive stare before he dares to pick it up. Holding it to his ear, he opens his mouth to speak... then quickly hangs up. Several deep breaths later he tries again, this time with more success.]
Hi.
What do you do when--
[He briefly freezes up, near horrified at what he's about to admit.]
...when you think you love a girl?
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Tell your dad you are in love, that you need a condom and that he should tell you how you're supposed to use it.
You tell him that, and hopefully he'll explain the rest.
Got it?
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[Is it a letter? Maybe he should write her a note!]
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I'm not your dad so I am not going to explain all this to you. Now that you know, go bug him.
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[He's not finished bugging you yet, Captain.]
Is it something I give her?
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You put it on the thing you give her.
[This is why he is glad he doesn't have any kids he knows of.]
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[By which he thinks you are referring to a special kind of wrapping paper.]
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Remember that from now on and trust me kid, it'll save you two a lot of grief in the future.
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