02 ; so about that vitamin A

[rankaloid]

[action ; Around town]

[she's used to going along with whatever's happening without questioning anything, anyways. so Gumi is gathering whatever she needs for her pranks, which in this case, is a lot of carrots. so far she's only managed to get a large sackful. Pfffh, not nearly enough.

anyone who notices her can question what the hell she's doing with all those carrots. or prank her. Whichever works.]


[it took a lot of effort and coffee on her part, but Gumi managed to get up in the ungodly hours of the morning to carry out her first prank, when she was certain Perry would still be asleep. once the coast was clear, Gumi swiftly blocked the entrance of his doghouse with a thick layer of carrots tightly stacked on top of each other, tips alternately pointing out. it was kind of a waste of carrots, but eh.

once she was done, Gumi scrambled up into a tree to wait for Perry's inevitable awakening. she needed to see his reaction before she went on to carry out her other pranks.]


[for once, having a wide array of seemingly useless skills programmed into her from various PVs and songs came into use. Gumi managed to sneak into his house without too much trouble while it was still too early for most people to be awake, toting a sack close to bursting. quickly and quietly, Gumi swapped all the items in the house fridge with the items she had brought in the sack- carrots.

hope you guys needed the vitamin A, because all your edibles have been traded in for carrots.]



[later in the noon, Gumi dragged a bucket of carrot juice with her up in a tree. it really is a waste of carrots... but whatever!!

she only has one shot, so Gumi will be extra cautious and alert for this one. when Kreutzer passes by, she'll dump the bucket over her.]



[by then, Gumi had run out of carrots. so she settled with a box of honey-coated cereal and waited up in a tree in the park, safely hidden from view. once Haruhi passes within tossing distance, Gumi will begin attempting to pelt her with the sticky cereal.

... considering her aim isn't very good, maybe this prank wasn't the most clever of ideas.

not that any of her other pranks were clever, anyways.

eh.]



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[suicidoll]

(Welp, here comes Kreutzer and her strange entourage of flying dolls! Luckily for Gumi, none of them have realized what she's up to or even where she is, so they're just making their careful stride down the street.)

[rankaloid]

[haahhhhh, is this supposed to be this easy? Gumi's never tried pranking on her own before. she's used to others thinking for her.

but whatever!! once Kreutzer passes directly beneath the tree Gumi's hiding in, she'll tip the bucket over so the carrot juice splashes all over the girl.]

[suicidoll]

(Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. It just so happens that Kreutzer's a bit of an easy target this time.

She's walking up to the tree...walking...

...

...and is currently passing by the tree!)

[rankaloid]

[the guilt-- it's overwhelming! this girl seems so harmless!! Gumi can't help but shout out a split second before she spills the contents of the bucket on Kreutzer]

I'M SORRY!!

[thepurpleway]

[Gakupo catches Gumi carrying around a sack of carrots. He is not surprised and strolls over to her.]

Are you making dinner?

[rankaloid]

If I have enough carrots left, sure!

[thepurpleway]

Then what are you doing with them? Do you need a hand?

[rankaloid]

Ehhhhh, I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you...!

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[Perry was having a dream of Phineas and Ferb when he finally snorted awake. Smacking his lips he fumbled for his hat before stumbling towards the door, only to find it blocked.

What the heck?]

[rankaloid]

[CARROTS, that's what.

... if Perry doesn't toss them out she'll return later to take them back]

[semiaquaticmammalofaction]

[That'll probably be for the best since Perry is currently trying to unjam his door of carrots.]

[rankaloid]

[they're just carrots, so they'll give way with a couple of good kicks. ahhhhh, she'll be disappointed if they're broken, though.]

[extraordinarily]

[Unfortunately for Gumi, Haruhi isn't exactly in the mood for pranks. However, her sixth sense (which acts only in several situations!) - or her pranking sense, that is - will notice the incoming and jump to dodge it.


.... Uh.]

[rankaloid]

...

...

I've been caught?! [well she just blew her own cover anyways, so...]

[daughterofchaos]

[At the grocery store, Quelaan is following Gumi not-so-subtly. She's clutching a handful of pepper and meekly poking her ahead around an aisle, waiting for the younger girl's back to be turned to her.]

Forgive me...

[Moving quickly, she steps next to Gumi and... promptly blows the pepper in her face. This is what passes for a prank in Lordran, okay.]

[rankaloid]

[ASDFPHSFH falls over, sneezing violently]

[daughterofchaos]

I-I'm sorry...! [Quelaan wrings her hands nervously.] Only, it seemed like this was the best way...

[rankaloid]

The best way to what?! Clear my sinuses?!

[ceasetoexist]

[Hey Gumi. There's just a kid sitting in the middle of the sidewalk as you go about your day, crying. Bawling, really.

Whatever happened to the kid, it must have been pretty bad.]

[rankaloid]

[naturally, she stops by him] Ehhhhh? Hey, kid, what's the matter?

[ceasetoexist]

[Pokey sniffles a bit, wiping the crocodile tears from his eyes as he looks up at Gumi.]

I just...everything in this place just looks the same so much and I got lost and I don't know where I am now and I just want to get back to the stupid house I'm supposed to be at and...

[Eh. He's laying it on thick. But hopefully she'll still keep buying it. Crap. He wish he'd had more time to think up a better prank but ah well.]

[rankaloid]

Ah!

I know! You should look through all the windows of each house until you recognize your own! So no need to cry! [best solution, obviously.]

So late in tagging...

[skypiratejohnny]

[It wasn't everyday when... all the food items in his house were replaced with... carrots.]

You've got to be kidding me...

[After searching the kitchen... yup. Carrots.]

What in the world?

no problem!! also I am leaving on hiatus whoops

[rankaloid]

[green hair actually comes in handy when she's trying to blend in with foliage. but, Gumi herself isn't very good at the art of subtlety, so the giggling and rustling in bushes outside the kitchen window shouldn't be terribly difficult to notice.]

Stealth posts!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Johnny blinks as he hears tiny sounds coming from outside. Picking up a carrot, he calmly heads off toward the bushes. He taps it on his chin as he speaks.]

I wonder who left me all of these carrots...?