3rd Miauen

[selfobservation]

 [Action - All around town]

[A certain catboy is up to his usual routine, walking--or teleporting--around looking for mischief.

What one is likely to notice, though, is that today Schrodinger is wearing a Hitler Youth uniform. If people didn't know he was a Nazi before, it should be obvious now.

He's likely to approach anyone he sees and give them a friendly greeting.]

[Phone]

It has come to my attention that many of you seem to have great difficulty understanding the Schrodinger's cat thought experiment. I'm almost starting to get bored of explaining it! [Except not really, because he's found that the results of trying to explain it to people in Mayfield are often hilarious.]

So, let me ask...how many of you are already familiar with it? 

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[action]

[selfobservation]

[A friendly wave.]

Good morning, sir! And what a lovely morning it is!

[He purrs.]

Phone ☆

[selfobservation]

Perhaps the entire world is actually my box?

[phone]

[selfobservation]

So you have a cat in a box. Poison may or may not be released into it. You cannot open it. Is the cat dead or alive?

[Phone]

[selfobservation]

You have a cat in a box. Poison may or may not be released.

You're not allowed to open it. Is the cat dead or alive?

Phone

[selfobservation]

Well, when your name is Schrodinger...

[action]

[selfobservation]

[He purrs.]

Good morning, miss!

[selfobservation]

I'm sure my particular comrades would be happy to hear that.

Re: [phone]

[headfullofempty]

Couldn't you just have the cat and the poison? I mean, not in a box?

Then you would have a pet and a way to kill one of your enemies!

Action - Around Town

[selfobservation]

Gonna have to try harder, I'm afraid!

[He teleports behind Mart.]

[phone]

[selfobservation]

You don't actually have a cat or poison.

It's hypothetical.

[Action]

[selfobservation]

[A wicked smile creeps onto his face.]

I don't think you have, sir! I'd love to see it!

Re: [phone]

[headfullofempty]

Oh...

Well, there's a pet store.... And I think you could probably get some kind of poison from someone around here...

[phone]

[hell_wheel]

Am I lucky?

Action - Around Town

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart'll talk while Schrodinger is behind him.]

So, what's your plan of action?

'Cuz I will hit you eventually.

[hatefulcircuits]

If they happen to be here, then I'd like to extend my thanks to them personally.

[spinningorange]

(Look, Schrodinger! A young cat girl! She has two tails and she's harmlessly flying right up to you.)

Yay, other cats!

Action - Around Town

[selfobservation]

I could go home in an instant if I wanted to.

[selfobservation]

[The tails catch his attention immediately.]

Why are there...two?!

[selfobservation]

My master's the only other one, I'm afraid, but he'd certainly like to hear it, I bet!

[phone]

[selfobservation]

It has nothing to do with luck.

[phone]

[selfobservation]

You're missing the point. We don't need a real cat or poison.

[hatefulcircuits]

I'd certainly like to tell him, then!

[spinningorange]

Oh, you mean my tails?

(They swish about harmlessly.)

That's because I'm a nekomata!

Action - Around Town

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Yeah, well I'll send ya home...

[Mart'll take another swing.]

In a bodycast!

[dreamofspice]

Well most people only hear about the idea of a cat in a box, and don't realize that there was a scientific concept that led to it. The idea of a cat in a box that might be alive and dead at the same time is a little bit more interesting than whatever else might have led to it.