I'll have to take you up on that sometime later. I doubt I could stay awake for half of one with all of this liquor. [ Why can't I hold all of this blood alcohol level?! ]

Well, as I said, the technique is used only for items. You transport them at the speed of light to other locations. For some reason, they can withstand traveling light speed. The only other person to be able to teleport himself through it is long dead, though I was being teleported with his son. The human body can't handle being traveled at light speed, so the entire human body begins to slice itself down to the molecular level because of the intense velocity. Since we had no method to actually teleport ourselves there in a timely manner, I decided to test my endurance and see if I could make it through. If I did make it through, then whatever would happen there would be smooth sailing. [ YEP. Significant risks are totally involved. ] We don't have teleporters back home though. I'd give so many things for them though. They'd make life so much easier.