I hope you don't mind rum, then! One of the other guys calls this a Zombie.

[And if she watches, she'll see him mix, rum, rum, and more rum, then some brandy, sugar syrup, lime juice, and pineapple juice in a shaker, then dump it in a glass for her.]

I won't feed you the cheesy line some of the other guys do when they serve it. I don't think it'll bite you quite the same way it does others.