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[bread_goes_bip]

[Action: 307 Miller]

[Death has been thinking. The feelings from the daisies faded, of course. But when she thinks about what she said. Some of it still makes sense. A lot of it, actually.

She's sitting in the living room, watching her fish swim around as if that will make things clearer.]


[Phone: Filtered FROM her close CR. ESPECIALLY from Susan.]

I feel... a bit silly, asking about this. I'm sure you're all used to hearing this more from the... twelve to fifteen age range. But...

I could use some advice on the, uh, romance front.

Comments

Phone

[crazyclownwoman]

[Close CR? Oh dear, missed a Gothamite]

Awww....everyone needs advice now and then. I went around door to door once! ...didn't help much.

What's the problem?

Re: Phone

[bread_goes_bip]

Well, the person I live with and I got hit with some of those flowers and it got me thinking...

[Wait, that voice]

Harley? Is that you?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yup!

Wait....who're you?

[PHONE]

[redcinemareel]

[Is this really how things work in this...town? A phone...

How could Grell resist a call for help in romance?]

Care to step into my office~?

Re: [PHONE]

[bread_goes_bip]

Yeah... this is all so strange...

[PHONE]

[redcinemareel]

I believe love is supposed to be such a way.

What troubles you, hmm~?

[ukelelenogood]

You got questions?

I've got answers. I'm an expert on the subject of romance. PhDs and everything.

[bread_goes_bip]

I... don't even know where to start. I never really expected to have to deal with this.

[ukelelenogood]

In my experience?

Don't pussyfoot around the subject. Just let it all out and I'll tell you how to sort it out.

[Phone]

[questionauthority]

You're telling me someone was able to make your heart stop for a change?

[She pokes fun at his profession, he can surely poke fun at hers, right?]

Re: [Phone]

[bread_goes_bip]

Eddie?

[Eep]

I... didn't mean for you to... yes.

[questionauthority]

You can relax, Didi. I can keep a secret.

[Yes, because he was able to keep Crane's secrets so very well.]

So riddle me this, then. Who is the lucky fellow?

[ phone ]

[outlandished]

--swear, I'm gonna shoot this thing--

Ye've gotta give me more details if ye want romance advice, mate. Like, specifics 'bout th' guy 'n everythin' like tha'.

Re: [ phone ]

[bread_goes_bip]

He's... in the same line of work I am. Neither of us really know much about this. Not for ourselves, anyway. We were both just so wrapped up in the job. But... I can talk to him about things I've never been able to say to anyone else. And the more I spend time with him, the righter it feels.

[outlandished]

[ Same line of work? Oh, well - that makes it much easier! She's just gonna appropriate this to her budding relationship to Marvelous to help out, then. ]

Sounds like he's a keeper, then. I'll just say tha' if he makes ye feel like this, then by all means, make sure ye don't lose him. Don't be afraid t' let him know what's goin' on, 'cause a relationship is kinda like a crew -- the ship don't move unless if ye work together.

I also think tha' if ye just be yerself, then he'll appreciate tha' a lot more than someone jus' tryin' t' impress him. Be real with yer emotions, too, 'cause tryin' t' be all smiles all th' time's gonna get sickenin' after a while.

Phone

[lil_tanuki]

I could probably give some advice. Whatcha wantin' ta know?

Re: Phone

[bread_goes_bip]

I... really don't even know where to start. I never really thought about it. Not in terms of myself, anyway.

yep, yep, yep, telephone

[ooeeooahah]

Romance, with questions you would expect from a teenager? Considering how many workaholics we have here in Mayfield, that's not as rare as you think.

Re: yep, yep, yep, telephone

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm... ten billion years old. It really wasn't something I ever thought would come up.

Phone. In which Badou contributes nothing of value.

[fthisgetmecigs]

Y'sure you should be usin' the whole town as yer Dear Abby? Considerin' half the people here are crazy an' shit... I'm just sayin'.

Re: Phone. In which Badou contributes nothing of value.

[bread_goes_bip]

I... didn't really have a lot of options.

[Being the supposedly all knowing reaper? Has its downsides]

[Phone]

[noluckduck]

You're askin' on the phone? Really? I can't think of even two people in the whole damn town who'd have good advice.

Re: [Phone]

[bread_goes_bip]

I... well, no one I actually knew seemed like an option.

Phone

[boostedfailure]

Uh, romance? Are you sure you have the right number? I mean my record isn't exactly..... Well it IS a disaster.

Re: Phone

[bread_goes_bip]

It was... more of a general request, really.