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mayfield_rpg2012-02-13 10:15 am
gezellig) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-02-13 10:15 am
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eenentwintig - Blooming
[It's been pretty much impossible for the not!family to get anything out of Holland lately. He's been refusing to tell them where he spent that week or so, or the fact that he spent it as a half-rabbit, half-human monster. Once his appearance had mostly returned to normal, he'd gone home, leaving the drone family whose house he'd more or less hijacked.
It wasn't so much the fur or the ears that bothered him; it was more the craving human flesh that led Netherlands decide to keep on the down-low during all of that. No, the fur and ears had been fine, even if he still hadn't been able to talk to his rabbit.
As curious as you are not!family, he's not spilling. He might still get the occasional, painful urge to turn to cannibalism but it only lasts for seconds. Occasionally, he'll chew on a straw or two of hay. Mostly, he's been sleeping; Holland is clearly an even lazier rabbit than his own pet.]
A - [1447 Mitchell Rd]
[locked to notfamily and anybody who wants to visit the house on Mitchell Rd. Notdad is sleeping in the back-yard, just sprawled on the grass. His pet rabbit is happily sleeping next to him.]</small>
B - [Event: Blooming] - the next day
[1447 has received a Pitcher plant that Holland immediately sets on the kitchen table. Feel free to approach.]
C - [Event: Blooming] - around town
[Holland will be visiting with some non-effect inducing tulips. Particularly he will be visiting if you are someone who has irritated him, gotten on his nerves, or even hurt him in some way. Thanks to the Pitcher plant, he'll be giving you a positive greeting and expressing how much he likes you in the best way he can. By thrusting flowers in your face, and possibly sweets or a plush.
No hard feelings, right?]
[ooc: Feel free to run into Holland with your character whether he likes them, dislikes them, or they have never met him before!]
It wasn't so much the fur or the ears that bothered him; it was more the craving human flesh that led Netherlands decide to keep on the down-low during all of that. No, the fur and ears had been fine, even if he still hadn't been able to talk to his rabbit.
As curious as you are not!family, he's not spilling. He might still get the occasional, painful urge to turn to cannibalism but it only lasts for seconds. Occasionally, he'll chew on a straw or two of hay. Mostly, he's been sleeping; Holland is clearly an even lazier rabbit than his own pet.]
A - [1447 Mitchell Rd]
[locked to notfamily and anybody who wants to visit the house on Mitchell Rd. Notdad is sleeping in the back-yard, just sprawled on the grass. His pet rabbit is happily sleeping next to him.]</small>
B - [Event: Blooming] - the next day
[1447 has received a Pitcher plant that Holland immediately sets on the kitchen table. Feel free to approach.]
C - [Event: Blooming] - around town
[Holland will be visiting with some non-effect inducing tulips. Particularly he will be visiting if you are someone who has irritated him, gotten on his nerves, or even hurt him in some way. Thanks to the Pitcher plant, he'll be giving you a positive greeting and expressing how much he likes you in the best way he can. By thrusting flowers in your face, and possibly sweets or a plush.
No hard feelings, right?]
[ooc: Feel free to run into Holland with your character whether he likes them, dislikes them, or they have never met him before!]
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Not to you, no. At least not right now. [siiigh] So, which flowers did you have the misfortune of winding up with?
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okay this is as funny to him as it is horrible.]
Any other flowers, I mean? Anything that's shown up on your mantle or doorstep? [he's eying those tulips a bit warily though, just in case Holland is trying to indicate that those are the flowers that had turned up. but at least he's not rude enough to outright cover his nose...]
Don't you want his love and friendship, Charles. . .
There was a plant this morning. A pitcher-plant.
[Even if most people wouldn't know that, Holland would.]
It's not as nice as these though.
[Said so stubbornly, too.]
he is going to have waking nightmares about this interaction....
I see. You ought to throw it away. [even if it'll just come right back whoops...
he gestures curiously to the tulips] What of those, did they appear as well?
It's true, crying into his tulips
[Actually offended! Why is Charles such a bad friend today. . .]
hilarious as it is.....
I was just making certain. You can't blame me, can you?
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Fine, fine, I'll take them without complaint. I'll even use a nice vase for them. [and he actually will, but that's mostly because he's big on aesthetics and like hell he'd decorate his house with ugly things....]
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[Not like he cares!
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I like the tulips, you know, they're lovely. But I wouldn't say no if you felt like treating me to something at the bakery as well. [charles no don't take advantage of event'd people...]
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We could take my bike.
[The bike you didn't buy him, Charles.]
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Ah, so you got another? [what did you use the money he gave you for, then. gosh he wouldn't have paid at all if he knew the situation would resolve itself.] That sounds fair enough to me.
Will Charles ride on the handlebars. . ./shot
Another friend gave it to me. Didn't I tell you?
[Holland is already walking to where he has it leaning against the mailbox.]
LMAO he should.... no he should just stand on them and block his view like an ass
No, you don't tell me much of anything. [outside of 'pay me back' and 'not gonna deal with you today'... WELL it's not like he listens much, either. following along derpderp]
XD beautiful. They crash and Holland thinks it's funny.
[Holland will get on the bike, then look at Charles.
You can sit on the front or back.
fkafksd this is the worst thread
after a moment's pause he will move to perch delicately and annoyingly directly in front of Holland's view. he isn't even sitting he is just
standing
with the vague hope that Holland will have difficulty keeping the bike balanced because that would be hilarious...]
worst. . .or best. . .
I can't ride with you there. You should sit.
[Bossy. And this is how he treats his friends.]
both at the same time...
he just bends down a little and puts his hands on his hips.]
Aren't you very good at riding bicycles? Is this truly going to be problematic for you?
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[He starts riding anyway. This is quite a sight. . .]
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not that Charles seems at all bothered by this possibility or the fact that Holland probably has to work hard to keep the entire thing from tipping over.]
It isn't a problem, see?
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[Only his friends get that kind of snark, Charles.
. . . the bike accidentally goes off the sidewalk into a flower-bed, wobbing dangerously.]
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unfortunately, friend-snark and enemy-insults are synonymous to him]
Your use of physics is killing the floral outdoor decor.
s-slow
[Huff. Charles he is going to shove you off his bike now. Enjoy the flowers.]
no worries ;u;
You shouldn't use people as projectiles to kill more flowers.
/worst