Man fuck you and your lasers. If I wanted some sweet sprite powers I would have tapdanced off your head before you got a chance to jump into Seppucrow and taken it for myself. Why do you think I'd be jealous of being all-knowning yet not giving a shit about anything at all. Oh wait, the last part is pretty much us anyways without merging with cagey in-game constructions. Like ooh look at me I'm splicing my DNA with Navi but even if I bug some ever-green elf with a sword every two seconds it's like who gives a shit save the princess kill that pig if you want you're not getting anything out of me except for the desire to smash me against the latest copy of Hyrule Times.