Actually, I consider myself something of an expert in that field. Although I hadn't heard that you and I had that particular relation before.

[Not that she can't roll with this. In fact.....]

My apologies then, considering that I seem to have been neglecting my duties as a mother.

[Something which she intends to correct. Hope Dave wanted some Lalonde-brand mothering in his life.]

But we can discuss that when you come over.