14th Dress

[prissy_hooves]

[Phone]

Ah... hello.  This is Rarity.  I was hoping to acquire the services of a healer.  Preferably one of the magical variety.  Nothing terribly serious, just... something left over from last week that I'd like to have taken care of sooner rather than later.  I can offer reasonable compensation if you happen to require such.  Please call me back if you're interested.

Comments

[phone]

[3wayforjustice]

... You're a what?

[phone]

[prissy_hooves]

A pony. A unicorn, to be exact.

[phone]

[3wayforjustice]

...

You must be joking.

[phone]

[prissy_hooves]

I assure you, it's no joke.

[phone]

[3wayforjustice]

Then you're delusional.

[phone]

[prissy_hooves]

As I've said, if you've no intention of helping me, you are quite free to hang the phone up at any time.

[phone]

[3wayforjustice]

I'm a healer, fixing injuries is what I do.

But a scar doesn't need fixing. Cover it up if it's that problematic.

[phone]

[prissy_hooves]

I've already done so, but I really don't want to have to wear this cloak everywhere for the rest of my life. It's appropriate once in a while, but it will put quite a damper on my career aspirations.

[phone]

[3wayforjustice]

Then I suggest you get used to your scar.

[phone]

[prissy_hooves]

You have been singularly unhelpful in all of this, and I shall be taking my inquiry elsewhere. Hmph!

[She hangs up.]