autoerotica: (Human - Do NOT touch the detailing!)
Knock Out ([personal profile] autoerotica) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-06-12 08:39 am

Operation 001 - This is not my beautiful house!

[Action - 748 Partridge Drive - locked to housemates and neighbors]

[Knock Out shifts in bed, sighing at the softness of the sheets. Much more luxurious than his recharge bunk back on the Nemesis, that's for sure. His eyes open, and for a moment, he feels different, but in a good way; his body isn't aching all over from being hit by a train. He reaches up to feel his face, smiling at the smoothness before stopping, his expression freezing. He rubs his face again, his fingers now pressing into the soft skin of his cheeks, his eyes widening. He holds his hand up to look at it, and gasps at the sight of a human hand. Ignoring everything else around him, he jumps out of bed, running to the closest mirror and checking...

He rubs his eyes, then rubs them again. His face isn't his. No sleek curves, no sheen of well-polished metal, no deep paint detailing, not even his beautiful glowing optics. Just 100% pure USDA-grade human meat.

Which, naturally, elicits a blood-curdling howl from him.]


[Phone]

I don't care where I am right now, because quite frankly, that's the least of my worries.

I want to know just who took my body and put me in this... this... disgusting skinsuit!
jumpsinline: (To look behind)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yet another human female answers, but this one sounds less... well... ]

Why would you make a suit out of skiiin?
jumpsinline: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Me, too! [ Oh, she's glad you think so! Because she has a lot more questions where that came from. Brace yourself. ] Wouldn't it just tear? Mine tears all the time and it's annoooying.
jumpsinline: (Confusion)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Thaaat's not the new thing! The new thing is that I don't have Lady Seiga around to help me fix it, and I stiiill can't eat spirits to help myself, either.
jumpsinline: (It bears repeating)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a long pause. ] I dunno.

But they're really filling!

I haven't seen any in a loooong time.
jumpsinline: (Delicious~)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Prooobably. Kyouko said I can't eat everything like I want to anymore. It's been a few months buuut it's still annoying.

[ And then, perhaps, she realizes that she doesn't know this voice at all! ] ...who're you?
jumpsinline: (Did someone say "steak"?)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
They are! It's dumb!!!

I'm Yoshika. The town took my body, tooooo.
jumpsinline: (Seeing red again)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a jiang shi!

[ Maybe she'll explain what that is.

....aaaany second, now.

Any .... day... now? ]


It's kind of like a zombie. [ She groans. ] But except for that really weird dream, that's aaaaall gone, still.
jumpsinline: (I have a question!)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
What's that? Can I eat it?
jumpsinline: (Confusion)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
How can metal rot? It's reaaaally tough!
jumpsinline: (To look behind)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh, okay. [ Makes sense? She can't really argue, so she just accepts that. After all, anyone who has answers surely knows more about ... well... ANYTHING than she does. ]

If you think the skin is weird, what did you have befooore?
jumpsinline: (Confusion)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-14 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't souuund "usual". But this place is weird like that. [ She's not judging. ] Sounds like it'd be hard to move. I had that problem, too, before I got here. [ It's... really not the same, Yoshika. ]
jumpsinline: (Just stretching)

[personal profile] jumpsinline 2012-06-14 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ Processing. ]

...did those to replace "old"-matics?